West Virginia Hooters Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not saying all Hooter’s girls are hot, but I remember when they had to fit a certain image. Hooter’s chicks are declining almost as steadily as cheerleaders. If I go into Hooters and eat their average wings, I at least want good looking waitresses without FUPA’s.

I see more camel toe than a petting zoo, remind me to never ever go to West Virginia. Ever.- nik