THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Canary is doing her escorting/working out in Vegas and is always writing the stupidest sh*t on facebook.  I told myself soon as I see the next dumb thing, I’m putting her on blast.  Well here it is, Laura you are way past your prime before you know it you will be 37 looking like 50 and praying you can find some sucker to take care of your ugly ass.  If you feel you have so many haters that insult on you FB why do you have 4,500 people as your friend?  Oh ya, because you want attention and to impress people you don’t even know. Just face it, you have no soul.

Canary’s passion has always been alcohol.- nik