Solo Assistants?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta forgive me Nik. I just got back from an eight month deployment so I wasn’t able to keep up. But before I left I knew you had two assistants (Jaden and Kaden) working for you. I come back and haven’t found anything about them lately. So what happened? Did you fire them, did they quit or what? Help me out man! Are they even friends still or did the Scottsdale night life ruin that.

I fired everyone and started over because their heads got too big.  These two would go out underage in Scottsdale and thought they were gods.  I still make Jaden do my dirty work and Kaden is in San Diego now trying to grow up.- nik