THE DIRTY ARMY: nik im in love with this blonde named whitney weinberger. i dont think she is jewish, at least i hope not. im not religious racist i just dont like the way isreal people taste. kinda salty and at FSU they don’t have many. im pretty sure she is mormon looking. so nik i know your the blonde king. how should i tell her i love her? we have a class together and i just look at her thats why im failing i think.

No, you are failing because you suck at capitalizing. How the f*ck did you get into Florida State University?- nik