THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the hottest girl in Scottsdale, Guinea Pig and her crew balling it up in Scottsdale.  Not only is Guinea Pig looking better and tanner than ever, but she is also with guys that can afford to pop bottles and not on their credit cards but CASH.  Just tired of people hating on Scottsdale saying it has fallen off and blah blah blah. It hasn’t.  Nik, when was the last time you were even here?  You forgot about our city so you can’t speak on it any longer. OKAY.

Nobody in Scottsdale pays cash, they pay with overdraft protection.- nik