THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t get girls in Hollywood.  Here is Haley Tipton again and unfortunately she is back with her on and off boyfriend.  The guy doesn’t have money and seems like one of the biggest douchebags ever.  I don’t understand how a girl like her can turn me down for a loser.  I have millions and millions of dollars, I don’t have to work thanks to my parents and all I do is take care of my body, shop, tan and travel the world.  I have asked Nicole plenty of times to come join me and let me take care of her for life, but she refuses.  Nik, how come girls like her want to stay with some broke loser, instead of being with a handsome and rich guy like myself.

Why do I have the feeling Haley pays her boyfriends cell phone bill?- nik