THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jessica Green again.  She is a model here in OZ and is without a doubt one of the most girls this side of the equator.  She is perfect and has nothing fake like you crazy Americans.  She has been modeling professionally since she was 14.  But who cares about that.  I need to know Nik, if you weren’t married and you were a single Gentleman… Would you with Jessica Green?

Answer: Yes.