THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girls name is Joselyn Cano. She is a “Myspace/Facebook Celeb” turned “model” from Lake Elsinore but moved to the OC recently. She was a really cute girl but I guess she decided to get herself some +2’s and some lip injections. I still think shes pretty cute and has a smokin bod. She has a reputation of being an all around good girl but Im not sure if I buy it. Do you think shes actually a good girl? What do you think Nik, would you?

Answer: Are you nuts! Rats that come from Lake Elsinore don’t know who their fathers are. If this chick didn’t have +2’s she would look so fat. No chance I would stick it in this girl… my pubic hair would burn on contact.