THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the overpaid Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford’s longtime girlfriend… She tries to act like a southern belle but is really much different…. So Nik….would you. I’d rate her a 6.103531 on a good day.

Answer: No, she is normal looking (5.66162728), hips should never surpass shoulders unless you are black. Matt Stafford needs to stop settling and find someone equivalent to his pay grade.