THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at Wet in Vegas and I caught up with DIRTY CELEB Yahoo and she claims she is enjoying her fame as a dirty celeb. So I asked If I could take a picture of her and her cute friends, and then this fat pig in the blue from like Pasadena Named Laura jumped in the pic and killed it. Nik honestly this would have been a pic that all the dudes would enjoy except Fat SO killed it . Nik why would Yahoo hang out with her?

Yahoo (left) is like every other girl trying to make it.  They always have a fat friend with them so they look skinny and can sleep with the hottest guy in a Vegas 4-pack (Guys go to Vegas in 4’s).- nik