THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many of your audience are confused to why Alana got back with Fake Equis… and it is very simple.  When a man posses tons of money, he literally can do whatever he wants.  Thats why Alana doesn’t care who he bangs, because she can’t.  If she complained then it would ruin her life, no more trips around the world and she would probably never step foot on another PJ again.  You poor people need to understand that money runs the world.  And no matter how crooked FE’s father is, he will always have money to pay off everyone that needs to be paid off, in order for him to avoid jail and enjoy jacking peoples money while his idiot son spends it on whatever he likes.

I actually saw Fake Equis at the Maxim Hot 100 party. He is much shorter in person.- nik