I Once Was A Die Hard Howard Stern Fan

THE DIRTY ARMY: So get this Nik. Former shock jock turned family friendly TV judge on AGT Howard Stern is now an Avid photographer. After being in radio 35 years and earning over one billion dollars he now is offering up a calendar feature his much younger trophy wife Beth in expensive dresses posing with rescue animals for $24.95 with all proceeds going to the North Shore Animal League shelter in the Hamptons. With the money they will be adding on a new $7 million wing to the shelter named Bianca’s Furry Friends, in tribute to their beloved bull dog that died last year. Not only are the photos horriboe, they are photoshopped beyond belief. Check out the image above for example. Notice the brilliant color of Beth’s dress and how she magically appears to be floating in mid air of not balancing on her tippy toes in those heels? Where are the shadows? Why are those heels so bright? Howard said on air that if every one of his fans buys just one calendar, the $7 million expansion project will be a success. I call BS on that. Howard doesn’t have nearly any fans today like he once did. The guy has done 5 live radio shows in the last 5 weeks! If he could afford to over pay $52 million for a third mansion in Palm Beach 3 months back, why doesnt he just pull the $7 million out of the cushions of his couches and pay for the project himself rather than peddling this crappy calendar on the public? What say you Nik?

I say… I’ve seen more professional looking pictures on Instagram. Howard stay in your lane.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

People Love Her

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was wondering if you can help expose her flaws because no one else has your ability to do so.  I do agree that she is a very pretty girl, but as far as her being flawless, I don’t see it.

Is there any other pictures you can send besides her nose?- nik

Open Invitation To Jenny



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to see if you can help my buddy. He told me about the girl Jenny posted on your website the other day. I’m not sure what her deal is, single or married? I guess it doesn’t matter. My guy wants to meet her for the day. Jenny he will send a private jet to get you at any location. This is nothing sexual, just an invitation to lunch in the Hamptons. We are a cool group and I think you will enjoy my boys company, he is extremely smart and funny. I included his bank receipt so you know he is not some joker off the streets. Nik here is all our contact information, please pass it on to Jenny and her friends. Regards.

Jenny don’t do it. If the receipt said 100 million I would say go for it, but to me the number doesn’t look right.- nik

Also See: Jenny Will Become Famous Without This Stupid Website

Rich Kids Of Instagram

Rich Kids on Instagram

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik did you see this new site, rich kids of instagram? How tacky, hedonistic, materialistic, and indulgent can you get? Is this really ‘a generation of dolts’ like you know who likes to say? And what is the deal with this pic? Looks like the guy is a pedo!

I think I’ve seen this scene before in the movie Twilight… I’m pretty sure Edward is jumping to save gay love in the Vampire community.- nik

Pool Tricks With Anton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo.  This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better.  Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know.  he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given.  So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day.  I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron.  So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks.  I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick.  I wish I was kidding.  he said it worked everytime (I did not partake).  Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed.  Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio.  Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang).  YnWnR.

This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik

Why Would Someone Pay Money to Look Like This

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how do you feel about LeAnn? Where to start… that face, the stretch marks on a HORRIBLE boob job… she has fabulous legs but that’s about it physically. With all that money, why couldn’t she afford a good plastic surgeon?

The whole on her chest is comparable to Tori Spellings.- nik

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