She Has The Nanny Potential

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Anita, I personally think she is the most amazing looking female I have seen, she has a very exotic look about her.  I truly do believe she has what it takes to be the nanny for Press.

Nope, I don’t want Press seeing her reflection from Anita’s forehead. The vanity aspect is not good for child growth.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

I Found Your Yes Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, I have been so frustrated with the girls people have been submitting to you… I have to pray that they are self-submissions and not just blatant stupidity. I think I finally broke your code, or at least have come closer that anyone else in a while. This girl is everything you like, from the blonde hair, the nose, dream killer eyes, perfect +2’s and back dimples. So, Nik, did I find a yes?

Answer: Not really sold on the nose and she could lose about 5 more pounds. I do have to say this one is warmer than most. The lips look soft and the eyes look like they would go well with a nice glass of wine.

She Thinks She Is A Brazilian Ten




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Rebeca Penteado.  She manages one of the gyms in the Hamptons, fyi Nik, we love you here, you know us rich people love GOSSIP.  She thinks she is the best thing since sliced bread and always talks about her big Brazilian booty.  She is trying to become a bikini model… do you think she has what it takes?

I have seen those fingers on an animal once.- nik

Loves Little Kids

Loves Little Kids

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie. She’s literally obese, b*tchy, and LOVES little kids. All of her friends are 12-16 pretty much and she’s 22. It’s really weird and everyone makes fun of her because she has sex with kids because she can’t get with anyone her age. She also thinks she’s a “professional” photographer. No. Just no. Please put this thing on blast.

Her future will be pretending to be someone else online…she will also have red hair.- nik

Would You With Shelley

Would you, Nik?

Would you, Nik?

Would you, Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would. So this is Shelley, she’s 5″2 and puerto rican. She’s really really sweet and has a big heart. :’) If not, please in detail tell me WHY you’d be so clueless as to not? She doesn’t photoshop and she gets her friend to take pictures for her to put on facebook.

Answer: No, her pig like nose and snaggly teeth make her unattractive.

Drama In The Hamptons

The True Trashiest of America: Westhampton

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Braden Hilton got married at 17, divorced at 18, and married again at 19, because he got the girl pregnant. He was married to the second girl, Jessica for a while and then cheated on her with her old friend Ali and got her pregnant too. Jessica is now pregnant with their second baby, so basically: he’s had two different wives and two baby mommas and he’s barely even 20. These people are so trashy, they are crazy! He claims he is in love with both of his baby mommas right now, I hope these kids get taken away!

I thought people in the Hamptons have money, why doesn’t his Dad just pay for these babies to be erased?- nik

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