Dirty Sloot Sticks In Anything She Can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is trash, and that is the nicest way to put it. Her names Alicia B** and she bangs everything that has a pulse. She’s even hookedup with 9th graders 5 years younger then her! She sucks purple crayons like she gets paid (probably will in a few years) and doesn’t even go to colledge because she “never got to send in the application”. And its sad that we can’t even call her a club rat because she still hangs around the scum bag highschoolers. it’s also tradgic that she thinks shes hot shit! so please, put this girl in her place and put her on BLAST. and even though i know i dotn have to ask…would you?

To bad, she would have loved college…although she can still be a frat house regular.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Wardrobe Malfunction Much


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kelly Besimon (from the real housewives of New York) at the ‘dressed to kilt’ fashion show.  Check out her nip slip, she is seriously beat and looks old and used.  And by watching the show u can clearly see that she is crazy & thinks shes gods gift to the world.

Can someone please tell me if this is a man or a woman?- nik

Definition Of Perfection



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is my friend’s wife. He is a millionaire and can pull way better tail than this but he thinks she is perfect and she keeps spending all their family money.  I keep telling him to divorce her but he will not listen. What do you think?

I think he needs to cut her loose and trade up to something younger with a firmer body who has not had a taste of the good-life. Sorry bro, but Hampton’s money should buy way better than that… you can probably go online and find someone way hotter who doesn’t even speak english that would dominate over your wife.- nik

Polish Delight For You Nikki

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Martyna, she is friends with Style Network’s Jerseylicous star Olivia. She thinks she’s the cutest thing ever…. Anyway since we all know you’re over brunettes, would you with this Polish cutie?

Answer: I actually watched that Jersey Shore rip off show last night randomly and GiGi is my favorite, but besides that this chick wouldn’t even get a head raise from me judging from the way she pushes up her real rack and has a fat face.  Honestly her head is three times the size of her body and I bet you she has a voice that sounds like someone is sacrificing a goat.  I can tell by her handsome collar bone. 

I Didn’t Know Barbie Lives In The Hamptons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this broad just added me on my Facebook, & the only question that comes to my mind is WTF IS SHE THINKING? She has hundreds of pictures on her page of her *modeling*. There’s nothing worse than a self-absorbed little sh*t that thinks she’s good looking & goes out of her way to get compliments from desperate men on Facebook. Not to mention the whole “Barbie” thing? Wtf ladies? It’s ANNOYING. STOP IT!  I mean does this girl not have one friend or family to tell her she is nothing like barbie? but more like Barbaro(RIP).

This makes me not want to come to the Hamptons this summer.- nik

Lil Brunette




Answer: no.  I don’t know why she took a pic to show off her lack of +2’s.

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