New Dash Doll, Durrani Popal

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the new Dash Doll, Durrani Popal, she was on Kourtney and Khloe’s show.  Who claims to be a ‘HO’ on national TV?  I mean, can this girl be any more honest?  And why the hell is it so acceptable now?

Bojana Djukic Found Her Millionaire

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, illegal immigrant Bojana Djukic is still in our country, now New York, and has latched her claws onto Oren Alexander, founder of ‘The Alexander Team” of Douglas Elliman Real Estate. The Guy is a millionaire many times over. I hate bitches like this, they come from all over, and take our money and men. I don’t know where you spent your Independence Day weekend but she spent it in the Hampton’s with other members of the ‘A-Team’. Basically a bunch of rich douchebags. This bitch needs to go back to her sh*t country and wake up cuz all she’s ever going to be is a pay for play whore.

Which one is she?- nik

Who Is This Beauty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found the one. The one for me. I need to know who she is, and when I find out I will whisk her away to a life of luxury with nothing but saks 5th avenue and chanel. I’m BEGGING thedirty army for help! If anyone has any info on this perfect goddess, please let me know.

Proud Stoner Loser Kelli Scott

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this is Kelli Scott. I think she is a very pretty 20 year old but she really needs to get her sh*t together. Who posts this much weed on IG? Clearly she loves the attention because if she didn’t she wouldn’t need to take pictures. Every other picture is of her smoking weed or a video of her smoking weed…yeah you are pretty girl we all get it but one day you will not be. What will you do with that hooters job when you turn 30? Will she still be trying to work at hooters and smoke weed daily or get her shit together before then because looks fade.

I find it hard to believe that a medical marijuana store sells that much weed in a bag to one person.- nik

What The Hell Happened To Howard Stern

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s like he has morphed into a 6′ 5 version of Rhea Perlman from Cheers. The guy starves himself by eating only fish and steamed vegetables and worries about how his “wide birthing hips” look in his John Varvatos skinny jeans. I mean the guy has lost so much weight he has a wider inner thigh gap than most 21 year old sexy women. How does a billionaire leave his 3 estates complete with homeless chic, oversized hefty trash bag looking leather jacket that is flared at the waist to emphasize his newly feminine hips. Then he goes on the air and is bragging how he recently lost 20 pounds, how his trophy wife Beth says he has a “six pack” for abs, yet refuses to admit that he has gotten plastic surgery on his face including a chin implant!

His show is no longer fun or funny. He has made up with all the people he ragged on for years including Rosie O’Donnel, Chevy Chase, Larry King, Ellen DeGeneres and Kathie Lee Gifford. Mr. Shock Jock even travels with a full time hair dresser named Toni who curls his hair! What 60 yr old man uses a curling iron on his wig, I mean, hair and brags about he is now taking calligraphy classes!  Please oh wise one Nik, give me insight on what has happened to this guy! Is it the money? The 2nd wife? Please tell me you will not turn into this as you continue to have success.

Nothing happened. Howard should of exited as a King ten years ago. Some guys just can’t let go… ego, attention and greed can kill a man.- nik

Has Howard Stern Lost His Mind

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I got to ask, why does Howard Stern constantly shove his trophy whorse, I mean wife, Beth down our throats? She has said plenty of times she does not want to be famous. Yet she continues to host crappy show after crappy show on some God awful channel you can never locate on your system.

Just this past Friday night she hosted a gala for North Shore Animal League at a $1,000 a plate that attracted such Hollywood heavy weights John Stamos, Zach Braff, George Takei, Rachel Ray and Matt Lauer. And guess who else? Donald Trump’s least famous offspring Eric Trump who makes no secret of being a big game hunter and showing off his trophies of the most magnificent animals. Guess in Beth’s eyes its ok for animals to die so long as you deep pockets and your check doesn’t bounce when making a donation to her favorite 1 star rated charity.

And last but not least, Howard wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving by tweeting out a picture of his three beautiful daughters only to be ruined by a topless Beth who is covering up her droopy B cups with her man hands. I just don’t get it. Do you have an explanation Nik? Surely if anyone does, it is you.

The picture seems very incestual to me.- nik

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