THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pig Wendy Fiore aka Human Flotation Device is a legitimate on-call prostitute as well as an active solicitor and I know for fact she will travel a great distance by airplane and car. She will work 2 full night’s hard dirty labor for unused sporting events tickets or an American Express gift card. LMAO I have extremely legit source who can verify her Crohn’s disease gives her heinous gas and explosive diarrhea. Those vomitous blown-out sweat socks she calls JJJs (Jiggling Jizz Jackets) come out she looks like a geriatric manatee trying to urge two bags of drowned sludge across the bottom of the ocean. I know for fact she called a guy’s office in desperation after his wife texted her a picture of his 4 young kids. Seems she had worn herself out for 4 months and got nothing but those unused tickets to a Bulls game, an AmEx gift card, and some seriously bad cases of the sh*ts the stupid fg pig, so she made a desperate plea to get what she had coming. What she actually had coming was a “cease and desist” letter from the guy and his wife’s lawyer! Stupid used up whores will never learn!
This doesn’t count as a Delp review for me — nice try.- nik