THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was referred to Stephanie Wilhelm by a co-worker at Hilton and Hyland, he referred to her as a bargain given that she only costs $300 an hour and offers discounts for Instagram comments and likes boy was he wrong. Our “date” was at Nobu Malibu and she showed up in a 2002 Beemer with 6 inch platform shoes on and was still under 5’2 (her and Shark Tales share the same taste in cars), she talked about how Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruz and Adrian Grenier are all obsessed with her and text her all the time (doubtful but ok), went into talking about how her family is one of the wealthiest in San Francisco and rents out more houses in that area then anyone else (I read forbes and fortune her dads never been mentioned), went on to talk about how much she hated the head of her Theta Sorority at LMU and how most her sorority sisters are huge sluts (pot calling the kettle black), then finally ended by talking about how she’s modeled for Wilhelmina and Ford and is a big deal in LA (I didn’t need to check those agency websites to know she was lying). She ate 2 pieces of sashimi the entire meal then went to the bathroom to purge and do blow (women walked out of the bathroom saying there was a small girl wearing platforms throwing up and doing lines). Afterwards I felt like leaving but I already paid so we went back to my hotel (she said her four roommates didn’t want her bringing clients back). I had 15 minutes of the worst sex I’ve ever had in my life (I’m 56 years old and have had a lot of sex), her chest was flat in need of +2’s, lips looked awful due to her getting injections and her ribs were all sticking out after she took off her clothes. Also, after she left I noticed a rolex is missing which is a big deal too given that Hilton and Hyland only gives their best listings to a few agents and I don’t make a lot of money. Buyers beware DON’T HIRE Stephanie Wilhelm!
Thank you for your Delp review.- nik