Honolulu’s Laura Grace Dangeli Is A Pill Popping Clown


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, please put this “model” in her place… This is Laura Grace Dangeli, a self-proclaimed local actress who is nothing more than a DRD infested escort from the ghettos of Jersey (although she will claim NYC). She has a weekly 5 minute segment on the news where she announces the events going on in Honolulu. Now can this weekly 5 minute gig pay for shopping sprees, trips around the world, private jets, an ocean front apartment and a Bentley? How does she afford all this? Can a 5’1″ model with a huge nose and no tits really make that much money??? Just like the others, she has worked very hard— as a hooker. She has old johns fly her out to vegas for the weekend just so she can pay her rent for her dirty, 1 bedroom apartment. This whore goes for any of her friend’s men if she thinks they have a dollar to throw at her. The little home wrecker has size AA tits and is in dire need of some +2’s…Too bad she is addicted to Oxy and spends any dollar she has on getting high. Please help this heroin addict out—she will eat up every work you have to say about her so PLEASE be honest here. This strung out train wreck needs to clean it up– stop hooking, get some boobs for christ sake, and make an honest living.

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Get in Line


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, there’s a saying that goes, “You don’t date this girl, you get in line.”.  This could not be more true for Elizabeth Mattson. She has slept with so many guys its disgusting. She came from Tahoe where she slept with everyone, and now lives in Kahala. She thinks she’s super hot and everyone wants her, but really she’s disgusting and has the most awful eyebrows I’ve ever seen, they look like caterpillars live on her face. She posts all these pictures of her ass on Instagram, thinking she’s got this amazing body but really everyone just makes fun of her behind her back. Plus she’s got nasty cellulite and this ugly tramp stamp tattoo on her left side. Grow the f*ck up and get a life.

Julio Suazo


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I would like to Share a picture of this man with you. His name is Julio Suazo. I would like to warn all women about him. He left me stranded in the middle of nowhere last weekend. We went out to dinner about 20 miles outside of the city and he said he was going outside to make a phone call and I soon discovered that he left. I had no way of getting home. What if something would have happened to me? Please post his picture and warn women to stay away from him.

Emi Sklar Was Bound To Be Posted


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was so happy when Emi got posted! It was only a matter of time before she got exposed on TheDirty. I live in Hawaii and know Emi all too well… She works at pretty much EVERY hostess bars in Honolulu. If you happen to have enough cash in your wallet, she will literally do WHATEVER you want. The funny thing is her mom also go to clubs with her to pick up rich American men… I guess being a slut runs in the family. Nik, that girl does not model. She is cute but far from a model. She isn’t thin or striking enough for that. Her main goal in life is to find a trout to take care of her and doing some small promotional gigs. Clock is ticking girl! You’re already in your 30’s and way past your prime!

Sorry Emi, if you cannot find your exit strategy Trout by 30 years old… you missed your window.- nik



Emi Sklar Is No Angel


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I met that girl Emi a while back and was curious about her. She seemed cute and sweet but I didn’t pursue her because she has a sketchy vibe about her. She is a “model” yet NONE of her photos are published. I was shocked when I started going through her social media and saw all those pictures of her traveling for “work”… Who sponsors Emi?

I’m guessing there is an issue with Emi Sklar’s teeth?- nik

Honolulu’s Spokeswoman Laura Grace D’angeli


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I would like to introduce you to Laura Grace D’angeli. She works as a spokeswoman with a weekly 2 minute segment on the news channel weekend events. She believes that this and appearing on 2 episodes of Hawaii 5-O makes her world famous. She is from the ghettos of Jersey but pretends she is from NYC.  Clearly she has daddy issues = major whore… She copes with her depression by buying Instagram followers (her followers fluctuate by 1-2K per day—haha) and pretending she lives a lavish life due to her hard work “modeling.” Most of the photos she posts are not even her images and many of her “vacations” are faked, courtesy of google images. Anyone who knows her is aware that she has the body of a little boy: flat chested with no waist at all. Check out the pics of fake girls with curves that she pretends to be (especially profile pic). She does she go on some vacations, but how can she pay for it? You guessed it, Nik! She is another broke, pill-addicted escort turning any trick she can on sugar daddy websites.  From the weave, gigantic nose and horrible clown lipstick she wears, girl needs some MAJOR help! What do you think, Nik? Thanks for the Dirty, love the site, great work!

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