THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy collects money from mommy and gets SNAP benefits while staying at a dumpster he calls a house in Hawaii Kai, place is absolutely filthy. He has genital w**s so be careful ladies, he has a 4 incher and sounds like a turtle when screwing. He always has an excuse to borrow money and why he can never pay it back. This guy will try to hit on everyone at your party including your girl and when you knock him out he will call the police. His current girlfriend is suicidal and has self esteem issues, he just uses her for money. He is also addicted to pain killers and is full of excuses.
Pretty organized for someone living outta their car.- nik