The Real Slim Shady


THE DIRTY ARMY: Aloha Nik, spread the word on this individual. Her name is Robin, better known as Slim.. Most people know her as a hair stylist at Da Wig Shop, located[removed]. Truth be told.. Slim is a full fledged prostitute! I got my hair done by her a few times but stop going once I found out. A friend of a friend told me that Slim actually tried to recruit her. Come to find out, tons of people know about what she does. I guess I’m the late one.. The girl who told me about her said she talked about how she has a trick using a tennis ball, so her Johns would feel like they were really penetrating her. She’s been in the life since the age of 19.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Platinum Portal

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this woman is married with 2 kids and trolls bars looking for dick….her body is sick but her tits are fake and her scars are bad…she looks great on her knees and on her back tho…I feel sorry for the poor sap who married her..she says she has a platinum p*ssy.. It’s nice..hardly platinum

Katheryn Weathers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kat. She will act like your best friend and then fck your man. Kind of like what she did to her best friend, Maxine Phillips, who doesn’t even know that her best friend has been sleeping with her husband Sean. She will do whatever she has to do to make herself look good, even lie about her husband beating her-which he doesn’t. He’s a great guy who only made the mistake of trying to make a ho a housewife. She’s a teacher at Thornydale Elementary, so ladies, better watch all the dads-she will destroy them all. She’s the dirtiest slut, keep your men away!

Freaky Friday Malone

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Freak Show Joey Malone made it up on the Portland Dirty a couple of times. Deservedly so. He’s now moved to Hawaii, and for the locals that have yet to encounter this mess with a pulse, hopefully this gives them a heads up. He preaches equality, and being nice, yet his actions speak different and he will gossip like no other. Here are some fresh freak show pictures, they speak a thousand words(like puke, hurl, boner killer, etc. etc.) He took his issues with him, thankfully. But it’s not fair to the great people of Hawaii to have to deal with him now. (He actually dressed up as and thinks he’s Sleeping Beauty) Help the people of Hawaii, Nik. Steer clear of this nasty queen.

Sexual Predator In Charge Of Straub Psychology

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a CREEP.  I met him at a party with some mutual friends and they all insisted we hook up. Which we didn’t thank god! We hung out for a week. At first he was really nice and kind. Kind of obnoxiously in your face. But I just thought it was because he liked me. Next thing, he’s asking me to move in and I can drive his porsche. He has a nice place ocean front, but something seemed supicious. Errol is a psychologist. The head of the Straub psychology dept. And he brought me to his private childrens practice in Ward. He showed me his stocks, bank accounts, assets, tax returns, and tried to brag about his income. Although it was impressive, something did not feel right. He was very aggressive with trying to kiss me. Aggressive about trying to get me to move in. Aggressive about trying to basically find a way to control me. He shares personal details of his life, and he’s easy to talk to because he’s kind, so you feel a false safeness of opening up to him. Of course you do. Because he’s a psychologist. Making himself appear vulnerable by opening up to you, you feel comfortable, but something still feels off. So you take your time to get to know him instead of jumping into it.  Next thing your friend is living with him.

I bet you still drove the Porsche for a couple days.- nik

Mariko Marii Is A Disaster

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a disaster.  She has slept with basically everyone’s boyfriend that I worked with. I know she had sex with a 38 year old when she was 16 years old, then she slept with his roommate (more than one occasion sneaking passed his door at 4 am.) How do I know this? Because she told me so. I’ve seen her passed out in hostess bar rooms with her panties around her ankles. When she is at the club, she makes out with 10+ guys a night easy. And when she use to work at Strip Club, I see her sitting on guys laps getting groped for $20 making out with every single one of them. Idk if she needs attention or just get’s so sh*t face wasted she doesn’t know what she’s doing.  The girl needs some serious help with life, maybe Jesus can save her.

That chin implant makes her face look round.- nik

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