The Dirty Army: Nik, this is Rachel Green and I think she would be a perfect 10 if she fixed up those eyebrows. Since her friends don’t say something, I figured I might as well.
The Dirty Army: Nik, this is Viana of Twin Peaks - Shenandoah. She is a sugar baby and thinks she is hot! I work with her and she is dumb and gives out her numbers to Rich guys for money. She is yours for the night for the right price!
Ugh -- nose job before boob job.- nik
The Dirty Army: Nik, this is the hottest crew in H-Town. As you can see, we have no problem keeping up with LA and Miami girls, Houston probably has even hotter girls then both of those places. We got them all, thick, skinny, black, white, orange etc.
This looks like a terrible reality show cast.- nik
The Dirty Army: Nik, Yvette likes to be in a relationship with her next husband before she has even left the one she is with!! And every single one of her spouses use to belong to her former Bffs. She is convinced that every man wants her. She has accused multiple of her friends husbands of hitting on her. Seriously, who would want that piece of trash!! This woman has been married three times, each marriage she has claimed she was abused. Finally, karma did its work and she was arrested for spousal abuse. She is bat shit crazy!!! She has never been abused, she is the abuser!! To make matters worse she is a teacher!!! Who would want this woman to teach there kids?? She is disgusting!!
The Dirty Army: Nik, meet soft cheek, former hooters waitress, now sugar baby to Houston. Just take her on a trip, but her stuff, and she is your girlfriend for the night, big surprise, best friend of Tracalyn, cracklyn, Roberts...
Someone needs a new phone. Fix your megapixels.- nik
The Dirty Army: Brandi is pathological liar. She lies about everything. Has lied multiple times about being pregnant. Is obsessed with other women's husbands and constantly tries to ruin relationships and start sh't. She has horrible hygiene, never showers and STINKS! She is ugly and talks shit about other people like she has any room to talk. She got pregnant by some old, ugly m'th head psycho child molester then tried to say it was another woman's husbands. She's been saying she's 5 months pregnant for almost a year now. Pregnant or not she takes pain pills and Xanax every day, large amounts and chain smokes. What a great person!