Joseph Lazarus is Trash


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he comes from the most boring place on earth and is creepy as hell. His flatmate Coleman has a much bigger cock than him. He is very disgusting – as digusting as his unshaven face- look at him!!! He is so poor he can’t even afford a decent car and house but because he is so addicted to sex he would pathetically lure fat, ugly and extremely poor chicks out. He uses couchsurfing to have sex with girls. No one around him respects him because he is trashy – his flat are wanted to throw poop at his window. He has butch like mannerisms and a funny Kansas accent and whenever he walks into a place, people stare at u weirdly like he smells. I feel very bad for writing this but shameful men like him needs to be put on public blasting. He’s so pathetic he has sex with fat chicks just to amuse his friends. He looks like he belongs behind a jail cell. How can people like him even be allowed to work the streets of houston? Go back to fucking Kansas Joseph Lazarus u uncultured barbarian

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Is This The Worst Boob Job Ever


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I saw this chick (Isabella_Marye) on social media with all of her typical selfieslut groupie antics. Look at these boobs though! I don’t even know where to begin. They’re almost touching her neck, they look hard as rocks, they’re like a strange torpedo type shape and they somehow still have a refund gap? I’m confused. Nose before boobs. The best thing this girl has going for her is her snaggletooth.

OP these images don’t show me anything.- nik

Lowlife Brooke Evans


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this female goes by the name of Brooke Evans. She prostitutes herself to old men to pay for m’th. I hooked up with her recently and turns out a week later I had drd. She is extremely easy and is willing to suck andyones dick for money. If you hook up with her, I’d suggest you to strap up before you get with her. Word of advice Brooke, this is what you get for being a dirty lowlife slut and spreading DRDS to other guys.

Her Husband Is A Fool


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the girl with the stupid headband on her head loves to talk about other people being sluts to her now husband but little does he know there’s a reason he doesn’t trust her. She is sleeping with every guy she can since she’s been married. What an idiot and what a slut! He already has an issue with her hanging out with us and there’s a good reason why! She doesn’t even use protection. Smh!!!

NAME??? What is with all the heavy arms in Houston?- nik

Twin Peaks’ Nicole Schoenvogel Is Another Sugar Baby


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I wanted to put on blast this drugged out prostitute that leaves her little girl at home while she parties and sugar babies with old guys. Her name is Nicole Schoenvogel and works at Twin Peaks. For the right price, she will be your date for the night and go home with you. Another plastic doll with fake everything!

How many Roman numerals do you need?


Twin Peaks’ Vania Merida Is A Sugar Baby

Twin Peaks’ Vania Merida Is A Sugar Baby

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Vania Merida is your typical Twin Peaks waitress. She gets started right out of high school, gets the big boobs and makeup and now is sloring around Houston. Her Facebook is filled with trips, expensive cars and jewelry. Please leave the sugar baby lifestyle before it is to late!

I feel like Twin Peaks is the starter point for all P4P’s.- nik

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