THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tabitha from Louisiana. She married my boy who took in her and her two kids. She was shady from the start, and we all told him so. Demanding +2s, and an infinite supply of money all of the time. She’d act shady, and then when he called her out on it she’d freak out on him and accuse him of everything under the sun. He’d give in, and then give and give. They’re split now. And when she’s not trying to hit him up for more money, she’s hitting up the baby daddy, or an abundance of sugar daddies she has lining her pockets. That’s right, word is she’s turning tricks in backwoods Ms. She’s a heartless, cold succubus that will use you for everything you have. And then cuss you for not having more. She\’s sexy, but dumb as a brick and crazy as fck. A lethal combo. My boy got away, but the rest of you watch out.