The Dirty Army: Nik, I work at Margaritaville with this girl and she let’s me do the dirtiest things to her after work. Just last month she and a black guy friend of mine banged her at the same time, good times. Problem is, she's married and it didn't become a problem until recently when she freaked out and thought her husband might find out. That was followed by non stop threats and her even saying she would go as far as telling people at work I "raped" her is her husband found out. She's a psycho tramp, yeah she was fun but the p' wasn't all that great. Oh, and did I mention her breast implants are hard as rocks and without make up she looks like a dog? Danielle, you're a psycho and I hope your husband does find out, especially that you like black dick.
The Dirty Army: THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby Snack’s BFF Courtney got a new nose and I think it’s quite superb. I wanted to ask what you think because I know how critical you are with nose jobs.
Thank God!- nik
The Dirty Army: Nik, some of you may remember this girl from Teen Mom, she dated Ryan, Maci’s baby daddy. She's always been into fitness so I don't think below the neck is mutilated but what did she do to her face? And why? You were fine the way you were girl. And now you're hanging out with Dan Bilzerian? Have fun denying being P4P. You are the company you keep and your company doesn't even look that expensive.
I love how Jason Strauss calls me for permission before inviting Fake Equis to his events... LOL- nik
It was all a blur…. about last night. Launching this Friday at @HakkasanLV with @LilJon.
The Dirty Army: Nik, I dated this girl for almost a year. She drank constantly and one time while being completely drunk and out of it admitted she'd slept with 9 guys in one week calling it a "phase" I let that slide. Then I found her bending over her car to a random guy outside of a club. I'm guessing this was another one of her "phases" screw you STAZI I'm getting checked for diseases because my dick hasn't been the same since it was in your nasty snatch.
The Dirty Army: Nik, like most people, I used to think it was so cool when a celebrity would follow you back on Twitter or send you a message... I don't anymore. Young and naive, I let this guy sweet talk his way to get my number and talk to me more.. I had seen him on TV and had a crush on him.. I admired him. He offered to be my sugardaddy and his side piece and make porn with him for money, claiming his studio was "going to get me in" and all the wild things we were going to do. I felt sick to my stomach that his was all happening behind his wife's back. I hope I can remain anonymous, and I hope the truth comes out about what he is doing on his official Twitter instead of his job. I was heartbroken and healing from my relationship at the time when he messaged me, in a bad place mentally, and I made a big mistake with him. I regret it every single day.. I'll send more screenshots and everything.
Tedd Florendo -- In high school he was voted best Basketball player by his Tennis Team. Since when are meteorologists considered celebrities?- nik