Jonathan Joly Has Sam Pepper Potential


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, scumbag vlogger Jonathan Joly keeps getting worse. He is constantly pressuring his wife Anna to get pregnant with their third money-maker and recently “joked” about slipping her a roofie so he could get the job done. A 40-year-old man joking about rape on a vlog consumed by 10-year-olds who pay for his lavish lifestyle. Real nice, huh? If that wasn’t bad enough, Jonathan and the missus tout their two existing children round to whichever brand will throw some pounds in their trough. The kids, aged 1 and 3, are regularly kept awake till midnight to do Mummy’s infomercials on Snapchat for her multi-platform sponsership deals. They are literally pimping their kids out so they don’t have to get a 9-5, and filling their viewers minds with all sorts of screwed up ideas in the process. At a £10,000 a night hotel, Jonathan got his three-year-old daughter to stand on a treadmill (with no top on fyi), then without warning turned it on so of course she fell down hard. He’s always doing humiliating stuff like that to the kids because “he is their dad and he can do what he likes with his own kids,” as the fan logic goes. He won’t stop until something tragic occurs and even then it will only provide a rich source of vloggable stupidity for his daily shit show.

Do You Think Famous Youtube Kaushal Is Pretty


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl, Kaushal M,(don’t know her last name) is a London based youtuber. She’s indian. She has about 700,000 subscribers, and she’s got to be the prettiest youtuber naturally. She’s 27 years old and she’s so down to earth. What do you say?

Sophie Dalzell Is Headed Back To Dubai


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Sophie Dalzell had been to Dubai before. I am sure she got pooped on at those times as well. Now, she is going to do that again. What are your thoughts?  Have you ever thought about making her a DC?  We need more from the UK.

What does she mean by ‘loads’ — I’m confused.- nik

Does Edward Heywood Know His Girl Jami Guerra Use To Be A Man


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I think this couple looks cute together but if it’s really true that she’s a transgender do you think he knows? She seems like she can’t be honest about her life at all. Every year is her 23d birthday. She’s been 23 for ages now. And where is the proof that she was a tranny?

Edward has a creepy smile. I’m sure he is aware.- nik

London Porta Potty Vanessa Matilda Strikes Again


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, got another story for ya about London escort Vanessa after being outed about her whoring ways she’s decided to remove all her social media accounts! I mean this picture Nik – no words to describe. Worst legs I’ve ever seen in my life #McChucky! Her legs are about cheese burger away from obese! Lay off the carbs Vanessa baby no one wants to see fat sausage legs jiggling about. It’s 2015 get you some slender legs honey. You’d think after seeing clients day after day she would’ve lost a few carbs! Such a shame… & Vanessa girl didn’t I tell you bout those damn tough cardboard edges – this bitch try claim she 1/4 Moroccan, hell no! With hair like that! Guuuurl bye! Nik you’d fancy these legs or nah?

More like 1/4 Chad.- nik

Ines Helene Is Deformed


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is more of basic Ines Helene.  I don’t understand why she thinks this looks good?!?!? She would look so much better if she fixed her saggy breasts and toned her body up.

Looks like Whale-Brow to me.- nik

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