London Porta Potty Vanessa Matilda Strikes Again


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, got another story for ya about London escort Vanessa after being outed about her whoring ways she’s decided to remove all her social media accounts! I mean this picture Nik – no words to describe. Worst legs I’ve ever seen in my life #McChucky! Her legs are about cheese burger away from obese! Lay off the carbs Vanessa baby no one wants to see fat sausage legs jiggling about. It’s 2015 get you some slender legs honey. You’d think after seeing clients day after day she would’ve lost a few carbs! Such a shame… & Vanessa girl didn’t I tell you bout those damn tough cardboard edges – this bitch try claim she 1/4 Moroccan, hell no! With hair like that! Guuuurl bye! Nik you’d fancy these legs or nah?

More like 1/4 Chad.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Ines Helene Is Deformed


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is more of basic Ines Helene.  I don’t understand why she thinks this looks good?!?!? She would look so much better if she fixed her saggy breasts and toned her body up.

Looks like Whale-Brow to me.- nik

Matt Smith is a cheater


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this douchebag’s name is Matt Smith. He’s a 35 years old loser that lives in a filthy house share in Clapham and works for BNP Paribas in London. He’s very good at pretending to be a nice guy,but in reality he’s a chronic liar, serial cheater and backstabbing scumbag. We were together since more than 2 years when I found out he was cheating on me.Can’t say he’s really smart because he actually exposed himself…He added on facebook the girls he cheated with. I was wondering how he’d met all these girls,as he was adding regularly new female “friends”. He told me they were old friends,coworkers etc…but I decided to trust my guts and contacted one of them. She told me they met on POF,he told her he was single and looking for a relationship..That’s where he met these new so called-friends,on dating sites.He kept pestering me with pathetic texts,emails to forgive him. And talks sht about the girls he cheated with ,calling them disgusting to convince me about his sincere love for me…not were not forced to sleep with them if you think they re ugly ! just send them the screenshots of his messages so that they know what he thinks about them. Ladies ,dont give him the time of the day! He will act nice and tells you sweet things only to get in your pants,but you re just garbage to him

Girls One Upping

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, leave it to the Brits to actually speak the truth.

God save the Queen.- nik

Who is Em Sheldon Lying To


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, definitely not me, you, or the army. If I’ve learned anything from you it’s how to spot a working girl. This little idiot really thinks she has people fooled? She’s some idiotic sex worker from London who has a huge following because you know how the UK feels about their mediocre white women. I was going through her insta and saw a little feud going on about her income, someone had called her out on a $2,000 first class ticket and this twat had the nerve to claim that she only makes money from blogging. Do you want to prove that to the IRS Em? Within this year alone she’s been to Spain, Greece, the Bahamas, and in the US. I make a decent salary in the medical field, own a car and house, and can only afford to travel 2 times a year. How the hell is a “blogger” able to jet set, purchase luxury items, and fly 1st class. Lol, she’s either an escort or a “sugar baby”. The real question should be who’s her sponsor. Anyone have info on her?

I blog and I have yet to travel to Spain or the Bahamas… what am I doing wrong Em?- nik

Ines Helene Is A Psycho


THE DIRYT ARMY:  Nik, Ines truly is a dumb girl. Here is solid proof that she photoshops. Why did she edit out her shirt? It’s the same picture and she’s trying to act like its a recent one. As you can see, the photo on the left was posted 2 weeks ago and the one on the right is from 36 weeks ago. Her fashion choices make me cringe. She’s always wearing the same thing. She’s so broke its hilarious. I mean if you sell your pussy for a living you should at least be able to buy yourself decent clothes RIGHT?? Sorry you got caught photoshopping again Ines. Get a life please.

Yo I need a ticket guy for a soccer game in Liverpool. Email me (… trying to buy tickets.- nik

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