The Dirty Is Going Down


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have one little suggestion for you. Stop with the transphobic, miseducating ways before The Dirty is brought to the ground. It’s not funny belittling and bullying others. And, most of your followers are sitting on there deepest desires, Lets be real. Otherwise, why the need to hate so much? All I’m going to say is, We won’t be standing for it anymore. SQL Injection hack at the ready…Just a little warning nik. Your bullsh*t is no longer funny. Keep your Vile, Mean and transphobic posts to yourself.

I’m just bringing awareness to the underworld. It’s not fair to turn guys gay without giving them a heads up. Feel me.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Why Isn’t Ines Helene A Dirty Celeb


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Ines Helene. She’s been posted on here once before, but I have to say, those pics didn’t do her any justice and made her look like a man. Better pictures submitted here. Tell me what you think, Nik!  She is a student in Investment Banking, so obviously she is one smart girl.

Tell me more. I would love a London DC.- nik

Naomi Roberts Has the Worst Tattoo


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Naomi has so much potential but that tattoo ruins her. I never noticed these thing Nik until I visited your website. Please keep doing God’s work.

Yup, besides the large 7-head that tat puts her at a solid 6.2287199. If she LaserAways that grasshopper she will be a solid 7.2287199. I decided.- nik

Eye Candy For Us Females


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have been posting hot guys for us girls lately and I appreciate it that.  I have never taken a purple crayon inside me, but for this guy I totally would let him ruin my cervix.  Yes, I know ladies you are getting wet just thinking about it.

You can tell that guy is FORGY.- nik

Porta Tori Needs To Fix Her Implants


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I actually met Porta Tori in London one time. She is a nice lady, but has a really bad boob job. I truly believe one of her bags ruptured and she is too lazy to see doctor. Nik you should really push her to see a doctor. It’s not healthy to have breasts like these.

I feel like her lips ruptured as well. Good point.- nik

Emelie Needs To Be A Dirty Celeb


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I found a new Dirty Celeb for you. She represents everything evil. Bad +2’s, totally Porta-Potty, minimal ITG and snail ass lips. I think I found a winner. You should name her Nik.

I like her… I will name her ‘Porta Tori’ (Half Porta Potty/Half Tori Spelling boobs).- nik

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