The Dirty Army: Nik, this is my husband’s mistress, Lara Macaraeg. She is in her 40’s and has a 10-year-old autistic son, born out of wedlock because she had an affair -- with a Catholic priest. (Yes, you read that right!) She currently lives [removed] city of Carson, near Scott Park. She only moved to California in 2014 and is originally from a town named, Malasiqui in the western Luzon area of Pangasinan in the Philippines. She is a nursing graduate from Lyceum Northern Luzon in Urdaneta, and also went to Our Lady of Fatima University (Class of 1999) and Malasiqui Catholic School. Ever since I’ve met her, I would notice her flirtatious ways with my husband, but I brushed it off, giving her the benefit of the doubt. However, the day she moved to California proved to be the biggest challenge to my marriage. I opened my home to her, assisted her when she was a newcomer to this country, and trusted her with the friendship we had already established since before her arrival. But then I would notice little things.. My husband would be on his phone more and more. He would be gone throughout the day on his days off. Every time I come into the room, he would get startled as if hiding something, and act suspiciously. And then one day after he called me on the telephone, he forgot to hang up.. and there was her voice as I listened in, they were having a very personal conversation, calling him “baby” and talking as if they’d been together on a regular basis. So then I decided to follow him for a few days. And wow, to my surprise they were together. Needless to say, I am fully aware of the sexual relationship they claim to had agreed upon – my husband admits, it was “only sex,” that she consented to this “no strings attached” fling, which I realized began shortly after she moved here. Personally, I have no shame in exposing Lara to the world. I mean, she has NO SHAME in sleeping around or developing interest in a married man. She has no shame in affecting her son’s well-being (as he is in the other room playing, guess what she’s doing in her bedroom). She has no shame in spitting on her family name, and may I also add, spitting on her own self-respect. It was bad enough that she seduced (and is still in a relationship with) a clergy member – AND gave birth to a son that is probably the way he is BECAUSE of her sinful ways. Also, too bad that she pretty much soiled her professionalism (to say the least), since she is an aspiring nurse. Yes, people make mistakes, BUT cheating on people is usually a conscious choice that is made. She cheated herself, her son, her family, and her own priest-man. So to all the “Lara Macaraeg’s” of the world, be more careful in choosing which man you seduce – you may regret meeting his wife.
The Dirty Army: Nik, anyone who works in the So Cal area for the most well known solar entity in the nation knows how trashy this ghetto rat is! Loves to try to hook up with men that are taken, cyber stalks men in upper management, has a nasty attitude toward coworkers/teammates and has f*cked more managers than the company's recent mass firing! Loves to be fake and kiss ass (especially if you're management), then treats you like garbage when she's not being watched. It's no wonder that no one wants to associate with this contemptuous, disgusting, prehistoric Canker-sore-us! Everyone that has attempted to be nice and give her a chance has regretted getting to know her two-faced, sleazy psychotic ass. Was turned down for promotion because of the drama she's caused and bridges she's burned in the company, and because people would sooner quit than ever work under her! Actually created a fake e-mail address and digitally forged a legally-binding contract signature for a customer, nearly costing our company a valuable partnership with a reputable home improvement store that we're partnered with. Totally got punched in the face by her previous manager's wife because of her attempts to get him naked! Then, she tried to get a restraining order against his wife which was thrown out after the wife proved that she cyber-stalked her man! Think I'm being harsh? Ask her if any of this is true. Goes by the name solarJohanna on Instagram and FB. Consider yourself warned about this drd farm of a nuisance. Avoid her and her drama at all costs!
The Dirty Army: Nik, you all know him as Mr. 2x Olympia... But let me shed some light on the real Jeremy Buendia. Jeremy is a woman beater. He's beaten every Girlfriend he's had.. As the famous story and pic of Jessica with her face black and blue from Jeremy hitting her... (others I can’t mention) he got caught selling steroids to an undercover cop... He was crying calling everyone trying to set them up... He made a deal with the cops to cover his own ass. He'll do whatever it takes to protect his image that even means throwing his friends under the bus. He's screwed over a lot of people , therefore He moved to SoCal cause everyone in town wanted to kill him for ratting on them. Drug use... He’s a coke addict... Hence his hotel situations of beating his girlfriends.
Also, he gropes his “pretty" female clients while training them! Yeah this guy is awesome! He pretends to be religious just to get people to not hate on him. His own parents don’t even like him... They're embarrassed of him. He just Uses people like he did this poor single mom. After he got a DUI in 2009 that got his license revoked... Had her drive him around until he got it back and dumped her. Let's not forget to mention he beat his own brother.
His body looks natural to me.- nik
Casting call for a new reality TV show
THE DIRTY ARMY: Candice Alice Ferguson is a wannabe model and a “hair stylist” from Long Beach, California. Heres the whole story on this twat. Since she was 15 years old she was known to hang around the popular scene kids from Hollywood at club Dance, Moscow, and all the former tween-scene clubs for minors. She dated Mannuel, a peruvian former scene kid and notorious ecstasy addict, for 3 years. After those 3 years, when she grew tired of Mannuel for not havig money, she dumped him and began dating tattoo artist Sean Hall just about 2 weeks later. Her and Sean Hall dated for almost 5 years and again, out of the blue she dropped him like a hat. And now 2 weeks after the break up she is posting pictures of her new main squeeeze/sugar daddy a registered nurse and notorious raver, @rnoblivion. She planned to leave Sean for this new guy just weeks beofre she met him on twitter and he offered to fly her to New York to see him and so he could bang her. The hot gossip is that she broke up with Sean because the poor guy lost his job and couldnt afford to pay for their project housing anymore. This girl has put up a front with her former ex for years and I never had the guts to tell the poor guy who this chick really is. You can currently book her for a quickie at ***. Knock yourselves out perverts, all you need is $150.
THE DIRTY ARMY: WTF was I thinking when I was with this stupid, lazy, ugly, broke, cholo from Long Beach???? About 6 months into my relationship with ANTHONY JIMEMEZ from LONG BEACH, he started asking me to do new things in bed with him. I tried to be open-minded but once I realized that Anthony was leading up to switching roles and having me play with his a$$hole I had to get out of that relationship as soon as possible. Don’t get me wrong, I believe that everyone is entitled to their own sexual preferences, but MY sexual preferences does not include penetrating a guy with a dildo. Anthony got really upset with me because I freaked out over it and, as revenge, he cut me off from his life completely and after only a few days he had a new girlfriend who he was totally in love with. Yes, Ill admit that I was shocked, hurt, confused, disappointed, and sad but I am a heterosexual female and bi-curious males are not attractive to me. As a matter of fact I am even more grossed out than anything because when I come across pictures of him on IG, all I can think about is that HE LIKES IT UP THE BUTT! I hope him and his new girlfriend are very happy together and they stock up on batteries and Astroglide.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this narcissist is a total loser. First off Marcus Sanchez is really 42 years old and lives on a futon in his uncles rent control apartment. He is dating a Brazilian Gremlin Hooker. More Gremlins! More Gremlins! Long Time ago Called Marcus Sanchez Carpet Cleaners Company and he is a pure thief in Long Beach, California. I called on an ad on craigslist, he had good prices and I told him I was going to the store, came back and he stole all my DVDs and some camera equipment, searching for this guy now, BEWARE, he comes in a beat up BMW.
People still use DVDs?- nik