For those of you who care... Zlatan and I have finally found our future together. As some of you know I support Manchester United. So today is a big day for me. I also created a Fan Page (like a girl) which you should LIKE. Thank you Zlatan Ibrahimovic for joining my squad.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Since women these days seem to think its okay to falsely accuse men of the worst crime ever, I think social justice should come about. This chick Georgia Bunt got exposed and this dude posted her confession on FB but they made him take it down even though it was clearing his name to family and friends. Let the world see how messed up this is.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last weekend I got to see No. 1 himself in person and im disappointed the pictures I took with my phone sucked. Anyway I was thinking about how ripped he is and how much steroids this guy must really do. Nik, do you have any idea?
Supposedly Frog’s balls have evaporated. What Son?- nik
**EMAIL From Frog:
I have a new approach; I would like to offer you a deal. You talk tough behind a computer screen but in real life this “Frog” as you call me, would destroy you. Let’s see if you are willing to put your money where your keyboard mouth is. I would like to face you in a charity MMA fight in London. If you are not prepared to face me in the Octogan then please refrain from mentioning me on your bloody website. I will make the deal even better, if you fight me and you can simply last 1 round I will donate 100,000 pounds to the charity of your choice. But if you do not last 1 round you agree to never mention me on your website again and give me a free banner advertisement to promote my range of products and services I am a spokesperson for. I am the ultimate man, you are the ultimate coward. The last bird I had sex with was bigger and tougher than you mate. You will also have to sign a release incase I break your back, face, neck, arms and legs. I will destroy you in 1 minute with no remorse if you die in the ring. Accept my challenge or shut your mouth lad.
Frog I really miss your emails. They were everything to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a guy who goes out on nights out and when I want some I get some. There was one night I was out in a club in Manchester. I could see a girl eyeing me up. We got speaking and we went to a hotel. She was so easy and I could tell she was dirty. I lost my condoms and she demanded she didn’t want to use one anyway. I was drunk which was a mistake as I banged her a few times. She absolutely stunk. I knew I had made a mistake as she was a whore. Who I definitely wouldn’t take home to my mum. The way she acted was so bland. Of course she was a typical polish girl who was promiscuous. She wanted more sex but she started making me feel sick. Not long after I had realised I should go to the doctors for a test after numerous people had said she was crawling and she sleeps with any guy that gives her the chance. But mainly foreign guys. She had gave me an drd. Now this dirty little slut is going around still opening her legs. She is the type who needs her legs sown together. No wonder she’s nearly 30 and doesn’t have a boyfriend or a kid. Everyone knows she has had every colour of every race inside her. Slags like this give girls a bad name. The thing is she’s a prostitute apart from she doesn’t get paid. Well apart from a pack of cigs (she’s that cheap). She’s letting young and older guys spunk on her face and stomach every weekend. She also hangs around on Piccadilly gardens to see if she can get some black crawling cock for free. She has no neck with a saggy ass n tits so it’s not hard to spot her. To shag her you have to have had a lot of alcohol in you. She’s built like a guy with a hunchback. Total opposite to a sexy model
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I studied in UK and have known about Sophie Dalzell for years now… Yes, currently she is looking like a perfect 10 that is really good at sex. But, years ago when she stated her Porta Potty lifestyle she was nasty and looked like Tricia Evans(circa 2014). Just check out the huge improvement she has made in a short 24 month period. Also, you really need to make her a DC, she loves any attention she can get and always says the dumbest things on her social medias.
Sophie you really need to LaserAway your legal name written under the clavicle. That is only sexy in Australia.- nik