Most Beautiful Eyes

THE DIRTY ARMY: I know you got a thing for eyes,, can’t find out who this queen is but wow check the eyes!! what do you think??

Not even close, those heavy lids are putting me to sleep.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Dirty Person All Around

THE DIRTY ARMY: An eye for an eye… Dirt on dirt…

Where’d her chin go?

Is She Worth It

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Look, I’ve been with my girl for 6 years, she wants to marry me and all that stuff, she’s great and all, but she’s a little dull sometimes. She wants to be a vet, likes chick flicks and listens to One Direction… I’d be more willing to get more serious but there’s a girl I CANNOT get out of my head, her name is Holly Brunt, I’ve never talked to her properly before but I see her all the time and she sounds like the fucking bomb. She’s a musician, artist, model… Look man, is this girl worth risking my 6 year relationship? And… Would you?

Answer: No, anyone who cuts their own bangs is a head case.

Nik Would You

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Hannah. I think she is naturally pretty without trying too hard. What do you think?

Answer: No, her eyebrows almost touch her eyelids.

Manchester Sexy Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, I am Claudia, Hot and sexy girl from manchester, i will provide you incall and outcall escort service very cheap price.

No.- nik

How Many More Procedures Does Helen Flanagan Need

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I just wanted to submit British soap opera star Helen Flanagan and ask you your opinion. She recently had a nose job and looks practically perfect. Do you think she should get any other work done?

I don’t like her nose job, the doctor raised the tip of her nose too high which brings attention to her chipmunk mouth. Also, she needs a breast lift STAT!- nik

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