Manchester United vs. Chelsea

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So I’m going to this game May 5th at Old Trafford. I will be in England from May 1 to May 6. This is my first visit across the pond and I’m posting this so you can tell me what cool things to do while I’m there. I want to do tourist sh*t and train hop to cool towns.  Email me or leave suggestions in comments. Thanks.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Former Party Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wondering what you think of Eleanor Calders ITG? Former party girl, now girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson of the world famous multi platinum group One Direction and attends University of Manchester.

Very strong ITG. She is full fist status.- nik

Found Your Perfect Blonde

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I just found your perfect blonde (besides your beautiful wife of course). Nik, meet April Summers Playboy Playmate from the UK. She looks almost perfect, so perfect that I would turn for her.  I have to ask with no disrespect to Shayne, but if you were a single man… would you?

Answer: She is kind of fishy… I’m not sold, tell me/show me more.

GiGi Petite Is Amazing



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is GiGi.  She goes by GiGi Petite and she as you can tell is a stripper.  She loves any attention she can get from twitter and non stop posts pictures of her booty.  Now, we have to give it to this girl, she is 4’11 and has one of the nicest, juiciest butts I have ever seen.  As you can see, her face is not all that great, that is why she never really posts pictures of it, unless they have been fully photoshopped.  I think we might have a possible Dirty Celebrity as you call them here across the pond.  Want more info?

Poor butterfly always smelling her farts.- nik

The Natural Is D.A. Strong

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, besides following you on Twitter, I also started following the Natural Wonder.  Well earlier today, she actually tweeted you Happy Birthday, I took a screen grab so you can see.  I just got back on her timeline and the Tweet was deleted, what the hell?  Did she not want you to know she is DA Strong?

Her boyfriend probably tripped out. It happens. Thanks for the birthday love Hattie.- nik

Get A Job Mel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this stupid bitch has been using people and ruining relationships for years and it’s about time she was put on blast, and I think you’re just the guy to help me do it. Her name is Mel, if you’re ever unfortunate enough to meet her she’s most easily recognized by her 40 year old soccer mom haircut or her 15 or so horrible tattoos. She’s covered in pictures of animals and stars it honestly looks like a twelve year old got to her with a pack of markers. Nothing demands respect like a frog on your thigh right? You’ll probably find her at a Wal-Mart or subway, but never on her own, there will always be someone else with her paying for her shit. She’s a dirty, useless parasite that will bitch and nag and make you feel obligated to buy her things because she’s too pathetic to support herself. Every job she gets (like 5 a year) she either quits cause she’s too lazy to drag her useless saggy ass out of bed before 10am, or gets fired. I think she’s litteraly earned less than 10 paycheques in 3 years, no joke. She’s never payed her own bills and has no concept of earning anything she has. Time for a wakeup call, hunny, 26 year olds should at least be able to pay their own phone bill! Not only does she take advantage of people financially but she has no problem with destroying relationships as well. She claims she’s been stomped on by so many men but don’t be fooled, those legs will spread at the slightest show of attention, wether she has a boyfriend or not. Everyone knows she’s cheated on every guys she’s been with including the dope she’s seeing now. Mel caught him bringing a bottle of wine to another girl’s place to ‘stay over and talk’ and took him back that night, telling all her friends that saw what was clearly going on to fck off in the process. These two are pefect for each other, Nik. But it’s time this dumb bitch got a reality check. Get a job, Mel. Then maybe you can get some of those disgusting tattoos removed!

What’s she showing off? cause it sure as hell isn’t her sun burn.- nik

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