Which Trump Would You Rather

https://thedirty.com/?p=2064680
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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, with a gun to your head, which Trump would rather penetrate? Melania or Ivanka?

I rather die for Mexico.- nik

Nicolette Shea Is Moving To NYC

https://thedirty.com/?p=2053384
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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Nicolette Shea is moving to NYC. She just exposed on a different website that she’s down to bang married men and also into orgy’s. You can literally email her and tell her that you want to bang her and she will give you her personal number so you can contact her. I wonder if she’s just desperate for money or she’s just used to being a hooker.

The move is a strong business decision. Less commute and higher rate sheet.- nik

Tight Gap Jewelry Is Here

https://thedirty.com/?p=2052754
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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how much of a fad do you think ITG jewelry is going to be? I’m kinda of digging it, just feel like I’m going to pee all over it when I have to go.

I would mistake it for tampon strings in the da club.- nik

Mary Madison Is So Desperate

https://thedirty.com/?p=2052749

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Sloppy Joe, The Office etc. in 10 years… desperate on IG for any attention from random nobodys, wondering why they are almost 40 and still single. I can only imagine why Mary Madison doesn’t show her face in any of the pics she posts on IG.

It’s because her face will show her true age.- nik

Scolaro Sisters On TheChive

https://thedirty.com/?p=2049861
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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I couldn’t stop laughing at this article on the Scolaro Sisters at the chive… its hilarious.  Click here to read article!!!

If they are so rich why can’t they fix their faces?- nik

Aisha Thinks She’s Famous On Instagram

https://thedirty.com/?p=2044715

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl Aisha thinks she’s an Instagram model with her cockroach shaped body lol. She walks around NYC like she owns it forgetting she came from some hick town in Tampa, yes “Trampa” FL. Even though she makes weird ass faces and her teeth are throwing up gang signs, she is ran through. You can find Ms. Asian Piggy stuffing her face at every Shake Shack she can find or at the dirty hipster Brooklyn club Rocka Rolla pretending to be cool by kissing other creatures of her kind. Her ex boyfriend Jake dumped her cause she’s fucking crazy and eats so much, she was going to kill him with his Diabetes. Oh let’s not forget her instagram where she documents every second of her boring life showing off her saggers. Aisha, nobody actually likes you, or cares. You have done nothing important to feel so important about.  Get over yourself.

I blame Lena Dunham.- nik

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