THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watched Celebrity Apprentice last night for the first time to support your father-in-law. I was shocked to see what Brandi Glanville looks like now. Her face is falling apart and she said something about how she likes sticky stuff from guys on her body, referring to sperm. I was shocked NBC aired that. Anyway, check out the plastic fail.
Her eyebrow implants look too fuzzy.- nik