Manhattan Socialite Hanne Sagstuen

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Hanne Sagstuen is apparently running around with a Rangers player, who himself probably isn’t the prodigy of cleanliness, but without said. Ive known this girl since she moved to New York, she’s a Norwegian model, but is better known to be a high paid escort. With over 7000 Instagram followers, this foreign girl sleeps with all men who can flash some cash or can get her somewhere. I know two photographers within an agency who she has slept with to be featured and one was rumored to have been given a serious itch…

She has the eyes of a lizard.- nik

Jeremy Dunlop Financial Advisor Dirtbag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this unscrupulous financial advisor Jeremy Dunlop, has crafted a life based on deceit. He lies to women about being married, he lies to women about having children, and he lies to his significant other, children and family about being a decent human being. Nothing is off limits if it leads to his goal of getting in your pants. Even, sickeningly, disowning his own children to get what he wants. It’s possible that somewhere along the lines (in a rugby change room, perhaps?) he was told that having a massive dick makes it acceptable to act like one. Sadly, and sorry ladies, his aforementioned appendage doesn’t induce pleasure so much as it does an overwhelming urge to mentally revisit your “to do” list. Which, after an encounter with Jeremy, will likely include yourself. Don’t let his initial charm fool you; he’s as slimy as they come. Save yourselves, ladies. If you see this man approaching you, run the other way.

5 Star Jazzi Is So Fake

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is so fake and such a hypocrite!! She posted a video on Instagram holding a big stack of money talking about how other girls are showing their naked body all weekend to make 3 racks but she does the same thing??? Then she had the audacity to say that people need to be humble like her?? If she was humble she would not be posting pictures and videos all the time with her money she would shop at Target and Walmart instead of spending hundreds and thousands of dollars on designer shoes purses and clothing! My boyfriend is a big-time promoter in Toronto and the last time she was here she got paid $10,000 for a promotion and even though I said to her I did not mean to be rude but I thought her post was a little hypocritical she blocked me she should be careful with who she burns bridges with because now she’s never going to be welcome back in Toronto.

Target > Walmart.- nik

How Sexy Is Eileen Kelly

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is absolutely gorgeous! She has the whole good girl gone bad look and I just can’t get enough of her! She is 20 years old, originally from Seattle but now living in NYC. I wanted to know what your thoughts about her were?

Her face weighs more than her body. I’m out.- nik

Else Can You Please Tag Your Sponsor

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is the “honest” girl of Town Else, even though she gotten drunk and accidentally made out with more than one guy in the office. She is making about 40k but she has fake boobs, lips, nose, butt… She is vacationing in Puerto Rico for Christmas. Good for her. But if you’re going to post pictures at least tag your sponsor. Nik. Put this p4p on blast for acting like no one knows. And stop saying you don’t wear makeup when your eyebrows are ridiculous. No one is buying it. I mean honestly check out the post about working hard so her future kids don’t. Working hard Sucking Greg?

I’m sure Else would take a picture with protein powder if the price was right (if she hasn’t already).- nik

NYC Escorts Beware Of Nick Schloss

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nick Schloss AKA Fuzzy has given DRD’s to four escorts I know in NYC.  This is a warning to any escort agencies that accept business from this swine. Other girls don’t need to worry because the only way this guy gets laid is to pay for it with his trust fund that his dad left him, the girl he’s with in this photo is also an escort and he has never been laid without having to pay for it. This worthless piece of crap failed out of college after one semester, ate himself to 300lbs before he lost the weight from lapland surgery and does more cocaine then Charlie Sheen. Hopefully this saves some girls a dreadful visit to the doctors.

I think you meant to say ‘lapband’ — which was a solid investment on his part.- nik

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