Porta Potty Quote of the Day


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is your Porta Potty quote of the day – “Stay positive”… I guess when you have to go through hell by banging old men for materialistic things, you gotta say “stay positive” to yourself 20 to 30 times per day.

Coming out of the back seat makes perfect sense.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

18 Year-Old Lindsay Vrckovnik Is A True Home Wrecker


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, of course Canadian model of Spot 6 Management in Toronto, Lindsay Vrckovnik cheated on her boyfriend and slept with Scott Disick. Lindsay do you think the world is stupid or just your boyfriend? Um there’s a reason Kourtney Kardashian is blocking all Lindsay Vrckovnik accounts. You home wrecking whore!

Scott, from one man to another… GO TO REHAB! If your kids mean anything to you… get help!- nik

James “Pepsi” Holder Has Some Explaining To Do


THE DIRTYA RMY: Nik, did you hear about the NY dermatologist, Kiersten Cerveny, that was found dead after a night of partying?  She is a mother of 3, sadly.  Apparently she spent the night out in Manhattan partying, drinking, and doing Pepsi.  She also met up with an HBO producer Marc Henry Johnson that is not her husband (maybe just friends? who knows). They met with the producer’s drug dealer, who goes by the name “James ‘Pepsi’ Holder”. I’m wondering if he came up with the term or if he’s an avid reader of The Dirty. When Kiersten turned blue, they dragged her into an apartment lobby and left her before the paramedics showed up. Classy! Partners in crime! Well, keep on inspiring, Nik!

Marc you really need to produce this show. Sounds like an HBO hit series.- nik

Felcia Czochanski Says She is too Pretty to Live a Normal Life


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this stuck up chick Felicia Czochanski who is a free lance writer wrote an open letter to Cosmo claiming that she is so pretty she can’t lead a normal life. She said she is 20 years old, 5’5, has 34 DD boobs and is judged unfairly because of her looks. She said she wears clothes that are baggy to try and cover up her assests and stopped wearing short skirts because men stare. She said she is always wondering why they are looking at her and it is so unfair. The funny part is that she isn’t even that good looking. She is average at best and honestly who complains about being good looking?

I understand where she is coming from because guys are super creepy in NYC. But her face would not convert in LA or Miami. Let’s be honest… her youth and breasts are all these men care about.- nik

Martin Shkreli Is Going Straight To Hell

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Martin Shkreli, 32, the founder and chief executive of Turing Pharmaceuticals is going straight to hell. Long story short, he purchased rights to Daraprim for $55 million. Daraprim is an AIDS drug used for treating toxoplasmosis and then proceeded to hike prices on the pills from $13.50 to a whopping $750 per pill. Talk about a greedy bastard right? I can’t even imagine how many people can no longer afford the medication… in his defense he said the price went up because Turing will use the money it earns to develop better treatments for toxoplasmosis, with fewer side effects. Now is that some BS or is that some BS?!?!

Don’t worry, Donald Trump will find the cure for AIDS after he is elected President of the USA.- nik

Lana Scolaro Pimps Out Her Own Sister


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lana is still going strong in selling her jewelry as favors.  Your site exposed her but now she’s back and pimps out her friends and sister for a week in Dubai to get pooped.  She is still desperate to pimp out her sister and her friend Julie Bo!

I’m waiting for Lana to give money to the poor like Pablo Escobar.- nik

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