Is Donald Trump’s Wife First Lady Material


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was pretty confident Donald Trump would become our next President. He is the most alpha of all the republican candidates and Hilary lacks the charisma and likeability to ever get the nod. Having come across pictures of his wife I am starting to question my belief. America is not and never will be ready for a First Lady with what I believe are plus twos along with obvious lip and eye work. As a young executive contemplating future mates I have come to realize that in certain situations such as running for president a solid eight (4.5874 in Nik’s book) with no work is better for you than the perfect ten that has had obvious procedures.

There is nothing wrong with plastic in the White House. America still wants change.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Playboy CEO Scott Flanders Thinks He Is Holier Than Thou


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you won’t believe this!  Scott Flanders has been know to sexually harass publicly and yet get away with manipulating young girls into having sexual relations, through video performing acts they do not feel comfortable doing — S and M. But he promise them a cover and never follows through.  Throws shade until he gets what he wants, then moves on to his next victim… dishes out these girls connects like candy to every metro harassing meat head jerk he knows with no pot to piss in.  This man or less there of, needs to be exposed!

Cooper you need a new CEO.- nik

Email From Thickness’ Ex-Boyfriend Nick Volpe

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JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, this email came in from Thickness’ Ex, Nick Volpe. What do you want to do?

This is nick volpe. Sarah scheller thickness ex. I have some dirt for you on thickness precious place she lived at drug use etc in exchange for you taking down my post which I can sue you for false accusations as well for having me as a porn star. I did some jo and muscle worship no sex check Internet find video w sex in 2009. Thank nick

JV, I don’t understand one thing he said.- nik



Dump Your Twitter Shares ASAP

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, big fan of The Dirty so I wanted to give you a heads up incase you have any stock in Twitter.  Today the stock hit an all time low, its down over 6 dollars from last week.  I dumped all my shares and highly recommend all you do as well.  We are estimating this stock will be in the low teens by closing bell this Friday.

Yeah I’ve been watching. Twitter stock is crashing hard. The end is near.- nik

Thickness Has A New BFF


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what is going on here?  This is Thickness and her new BFF of the week.  What drugs are they on?  Ms. Ceglio is private, but accepts PayPal as stated on her IG.

Thickness don’t let Ms. Ceglio use you for fame. She is not your friend.- nik

Donald Trump Will Win The Black Vote


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am not black but I have many black friends and the word on the street is the black community is really starting to get behind The “Teflon Don” Donald Trump. Mr. Trump is already winning the Hispanic vote and I think he may be the only one to unite the races. We have been divided under Obama but now I think we are ready to heal as a country. What do you think?

I think his stock keeps rising. Actually, that is not me thinking… that is a fact when you look at the polls.- nik

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