Gia Macool Is Amazing


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Gia Macool is amazing. Look at that body. Her ass is natural and great. Her implants are perfect and her face is so pretty. She is a ten for sure.

The eyebrows ruin everything for me — I cannot get past them.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Photoshop Dysmorphia Disorder Has Some Serious Consequences


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was breezing through some online tabloids, killing time and I came across the attached photo. I know this will take A LOT of effort, considering Kim Kardashian’s size (pregnant or not!) but please focus on the broad’s face in the background!!! All I can see is her mouthing in slow motion: “…. Are you EFin serious?!” Now, I’m all for female empowerment! *Hoorah hoorah, I have a vagina, I wear a size six, and I can’t contour for sh*t* YA know, the usual Im not perfect type of manifesto bitches write on their IG for all to see when they get dumped! But! What I can’t stand are fake ass (*LITERALLY*) C-U-NEXT-TUESDAYS like Kim K and Wicked Tuna with their all fake everything promoting self acceptance and empowerment. As much as I hate Wicked Tuna, I still want for her to see the light sooooo badly! Idk why!?!? So that being said, let this post serve as fair warning to ol Wicked Tuna! People don’t hate you because you’re fat white trash…. They hate you because you’re a liar with BDD, which has only been exacerbated by your PDD. You have a REAL life outside of IG… Well! Maybe?! Lol, that’s debatable! However, given the chance people red-neck-cognize you here in real life where all us h8r’s live, they will have a terrifying realization of your fake-titude. I can assume it will be followed immediately by the disappointment of being lied to by an insecure phony. I only hope they snap a pic to go tell it on the mountain (aka the dirty,) what a farce your life really is! Just do what other fat lazy jerkoffs like yourself do!! Claim a thyroid issue and be done with it! I guarantee you’ll have less “haters” and life will be all rainbows and butterflies for you….

I actually hate Wicked 🍣 because she is fat white trash.- nik

Thickness’ Boyfriend Nick Volpe Does Gay Porn Under The Name Peter Latz


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I remember Sarah broke up with Nick Volpe because he wanted to stick his teeny weenie in her butt, but obliviously she’s too much of a lady for that. Turns out, he really needed that butt to make it work with her. Nick is a gay porn star that goes by “Peter Latz”. I’ve attached some screen caps from his greatest hits. I’m sure a little well placed heart is all you need to be able to post these.

I doubt Thickness even knows.- nik



The Perfect Range Rover for Sugar Babies


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was looking on eBay for Range Rover parts and this came up… I am sure whoever owns it is a member of the Dirty Army! This is perfect for Chewy or The Office.

Love that plate.- nik

50 Cent’s Bankruptcy Is A Scam

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not buying this 50 Cent bankruptcy thing. In May, Forbes estimated 50’s net worth at $155 million… now that he lost 5 million dollars to Lavonia Leviston for leaking her sex tape and losing 17 million for ripping off headphone designs he has filed for bankruptcy. I think its just a way of getting out of paying 22 million that he owes to people. What you think is going to happen?

Donald Trump Should Be President Of The United States

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m sure you can appreciate Donald Trump. He speaks in honesty and refuses to play politics. He is what America needs! Mr. Trump is saying what we are thinking in our heads. Wake up people! Vote Trump!

I don’t understand his play here. He is killing the Republican party with his power trip mentality. It’s almost like him and Hilary Clinton have secret plans. Donald Trump was a Democrat. It just doesn’t make sense to me.- nik 

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