Maple Ridge Clown


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ryan andrew the biggest goof around … he goes around punching girls out saying he is the toughest guy in maple ridge tell everyone he is a hells angels prospect for haney …yes he used the clubs name to extort women and get them to do sexual acts .HE was also charged in 2014 for sexual interfeance of a minor it was a 13 year old boy he made give him oral sex …. he got out of the charges by ratting on united nation gang members giving up dial a dope line numbers….i herd united nations member had a bounty on him for calling clay rouche a diddler and a goof on social media….. this guy hit my sister and then said he was so tough he would kill me well now everyone knows he is a diddler and a rat goof he also looks like he has down syndrome

Welfare gold digger


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bearded freak of nature Allyce Willoughby is using my good friend Pat McFadden for his monthly disability check. She only gets regular welfare and she set her sights up with someone who makes a little more then she does. She is constantly screwing with his head saying that they are back together but her action prove otherwise when she takes off when his money runs out and comes back on welfare day. She moved in with him again but is screwing around with other guys on POF. I want this skeezebag to leave my friend alone and go screw around with someone else’s head for a change. She’s messing around with someone who has alot of issues of his own.

Wannabe war vet will steal your purse


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dead beat speed junky is Steve McGuire, he is the lowest of the low. He is 31 years old and his grandmother pays his rent, buys his cigarettes every day, buys his food and supports his drug addictions because if she doesn’t he steals from her. He has stolen all of her valuable belongings, when he gets desperate he sells his cellphone because he knows he cab con her into buying another one. He walks around town pretending he is a war vet who was in Afghanistan and Japan and says he has PTSD bur really he is a low life fraud. He goes as far as to say he has radiation poisoning when he is dope sick. He lies to women and tells them his fake war stories writing them letters and facebook in them big long tragic tales, pretends he is a hero but he is nothing but a low life goof. I hope a real vet gets their hands on this piece of sh’t. The picture is one he photos hopped his face onto from his Facebook. Sad part is he was too busy nodding out in his grandma’s basement to even go to a remembrance day parade nevermund fight in the army.

Douchebag Delivery is here


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lyle Torgeson, his real last name is Delisso aka Douchebag. He claims to be an on call paid firefighter for fire and rescue for Pitt Meadows which is not true. My friend Bob knows people and he is full of bullshit he has stolen stuff from people that we know and he has a girlfriend and he is using her for money. Please be careful as he has eaten most of our food, and I know what it feels like to be taken advantage of. WARNING TO EVERYONE THAT LIVES IN MAPLE RIDGE THIS GUY IS BAD NEWS!!

Heathslore lands herself a boyfriend


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maple Ridge recently introduced us all to it’s newest hooker, Heather Warren, or ask people have been calling her, Heathwhore. For those who don’t know, Heather knowingly slept with and fell in love with someone else’s boyfriend, and bragged about ‘stealing her man’ for months. It eventually came back to bite her in the ass, she got banned from The Wolf for starting a fight and lost all her friends. Heather met up with a young David Desterke, and as usual, spread her legs for him. Soon enough the young lad went from fuccboi to boyfriend (or at least that’s what Heather is telling everyone). She can be found posting online about how her boyfriend isn’t that great and how he talks about ‘sleeping with much hotter girls’, but claims if she leaves him, she will be ‘lonely’. Heather can also be found whining to Facebook about how the food she ordered wasn’t correct, but she’s too ‘lazy’ to do anything about it. In return, her fuccboi had to listen to her complain about it all night. You can also find her complaining about people making vague Facebook statuses fishing for attention, but will turn around and post on other websites the most vague things fishing for attention. Most deranged, hypocritical person you’ll ever meet.

Wes’ Tattoos in Maple Ridge


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you read this tattoo? Do you have any tattoos? If you want crappy art work go to Wes’ Tattoos in Maple Ridge. Their tattoos are amateur at best and this is pathetic work. We can know let the Internet decide whether this is acceptable work or not. The arguement is: lady wanted a tattoo of someone’s name, allegedly was shown the stencil, tattoo was given by his apprentice, she complained, they offered to fix it, she denied, but know a year later this picture is floating around the net. Regardless, I would never go there for any work because even if I agreed to the stencil of this tattoo, the artist should have hit me in the head before he made it permanent. This tattoo sucks! And the artist and this shop should be history.

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