THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Zilda Williams from the Bachelor Australia. She is freaking gorgeous. At least an 8/10.
This dress is not flattering Zelda, especially for a self post.- nik
The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Alisha is a scammer. She sets up tables at conventions here in Australia selling photos and posters claiming she is a Playboy Playmate when she is not. She has also in the past claimed that part of the profits were going to charity when they did not. She needs to be exposed.
Alisha you know it’s okay to use make up around your vagina region as well. Just sayin’.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I discovered the perfect body this is Christine McQueen. Apparently she’s a working girl over in OZ. I think she has the perfect body, she’s got blue eyes, black hair, 5 ft 7 and weights 127lbs. I think she went a little too big with her boobs, I had to see what the master himself thinks.
Her nostrils are off… I’m out.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone submits the same old girls from Australia. I wanted to show you we actually have a wide range of women here. Anna Duff is perfect from head to toe and she has those amazing +2’s. Thoughts?
I need to teach DirtyOz a lesson since you rookies think you run sh*t. Anna Duff smells like ______. Seriously, next time you see her in person… scratch and sniff her, I dare you.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a long time fan of The Dirty, and the more posts that are put up about the Gold Coast here in Australia, the more I thought it was time your readers had an introduction to what its like here. The Gold Coast is a mash up of Miami and Reno. You have some of the most wealthy living here, and also the worst trash all in together. For a long time the Premier here, an equivalent to a Governor, banned pornography. You can’t for example buy Playboy or Penthouse. So its created this strange repressed society, where you can’t buy porn but you can be almost naked on the main street. The Bikie culture rules here, and the worst of all Police corruption in all of Australia happens here. So the likes of Clown Under, Miss Minniexx and co, are all part of that. The more tattoos, the more likely they are to be “associates” of various Bikie gangs, which equals guns, meth and servicing the whole gang plus a whole bunch of sh*tty tattoos. Should you happen to want to book Clown Under or Miss Minnie, check out femmefatalemodels.com, it’s a highly amusing site, and something they don’t want you to know about. And Miss Minnie won’t want you to know that her day job is working in a “Build a Bear” workshop in a sh*tty Westfield Mall! And if you’re wondering why all these girls here on the Gold Coast have such terrible boob jobs, nose jobs and botox, its because they go to the local Mall where you can get injections from as low as $3.95! Welcome to the beautiful Gold Coast!
Thank you for the tourism guide to DirtyOz. Good to know Build-A-Bear has gone global.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl likes to harass people who don’t like her nose. I couldn’t tell if her ‘before or after’ was a result of a nose job or not. I simply asked then she blew up my whole instagram calling me a f*ggot. I’m not even going to apologize for my preferences. I don’t like her nose. It looks the same! I am allowed to have preferences. She blocked me on one account then added me with another to tell me off then block me again… Lol!! Well, to add insult: your nose is nothing I would want or consider. You need to fix your upper lip. XX enjoy your nose Sophia Wharton!!!
The nose looks the same to me. When people smile it usually changes the shape of their nose. Plus, I’m shocked the doctor didn’t recommend to lipo a little bit under the chin to define her jawline.- nik
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