The Dirty Army: Nik, Miami Marlins ace right-hander Jose Fernandez (and two others) killed in boating accident. Few details available but apparently the 32' craft struck a jetty at high speed. All three bodies have been recovered. The Marlins’ game Sunday against the Atlanta Braves has been cancelled. Sad to see such a young talent pass away like this.
I found my new favorite drink at Ralph’s grocery store yesterday.- nik
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The Dirty Army: Nik, I have been trying to get with this girl for years. I would even come visit her in Solo from Cali where she moved from. I'm starting to feel like something is a bit off with her though. First, she would travel alone to dangerous muslim countries like Turkey and Lebanon and is always advocating for refugees. I started to believe she was a lesbian until I heard she has been hooking up with a fat hairy Syrian. The girl even hooked up with him while I was visiting her and I did’t even know. I confronted her and asked her why she would pick this asshole over me. She said be because "he blows my a** up like a good little hostage taker.". Disturbing. I think the real reason is that he is a doctor and pays her to be apart of his harem. Nik, don't you think she is too hot to wear a hajib?
I think you need to submit the Syrian terrorist doctor.- nik
Casting call for a new reality TV show
The Dirty Army: Nik , I don't know whats in the water in Miami, but ever since Instagram came out every girl thinks she's a trendy socialite, model, actress, singer, or prostitute. This girl monique (IG:heresmomo) has her own logo on her phone case as if she's a brand and legit thinks she's a musical talent. She's not karaoke bad, but by no means does she have voice talent. Just watch her IG videos and the faces she makes and how she points like shes some swaggy NY rapper. IT looks like she's in pain from taking a deuce, yet the only real pain is listening to her sing. You will cringe. She needs to get a grip. She posts these lame modeling pictures, with her dumpy short torso, no + 2's and these massive thighs that run right into her knees. Life after her twenties won't be pretty. In the spirit of Miami she better find another wealthy guy to latch onto to take her out of Hialeah. She looks like a broke down Gloria Estefan. #situboquita #quehorrible
The Dirty Army: Nik, so sick on NFL players disrespecting our national anthem. It’s like a joke to them and as a former Marine, I swear to GOD and my dead Marines that if I ever see one of these mother f*ckers in public, I would kick the sh*t out of them.
Does anyone really care about the Dolphins though?- nik
The Dirty Army: Nik, I knew this “IG Model” was not 100% real about her curves. So depressing these days, no one is freaking real. I bet you wouldn’t even recognize her if you met her in person.
Good eyes OP.- nik