Why America Can’t Take Politicians Seriously

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this douchebag is trying to pass a bill that would OUTLAW yoga pants in Montana. They would consider it part of the law under ‘indecent exposure’ which can carry a $5,000 fine and up to 5 years in prison. Rep. David Moore says that yoga clothes ‘gives the appearance or simulates’ a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple’ and that Montana is ‘a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices.’ Really, these are the serious issues plaguing your state? Wearing yoga pants is the downfall of society? Montana’s tax dollars hard at work. This guy must be married to a cow who lives in muumuus.

Why do people vote for such idiots?- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Nicole Myers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nicole Myers. She thinks she is the hottest chick in town. She has no respect for herself or others. She does whatever she can to put others beneath her when she is lower than dirt. She loves attention so I thought this site was perfect for her! She enjoys going around having unprotected anal sex with married men and spreads her nasty yeast infections to anyone who crosses her path! Her pussy smells like a rotten milk jug. She has no friends and can’t even get a real job unless it’s her mother hiring her. She wears bras that are 4x too big for her because she has no boobs and no sex appeal. Her face is so caked with makeup because she has acne scars everywhere. This bitch is nasty and is looking for a baby daddy with money. Watch out world she is one dirty anal slut.

Attention Seeker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well this is Jocelyn, she lives in Idaho and is facebook famus… -.- this little bitch right here is an attention seeking whore, she has every guy on her ass and she likes to fuck guys over and is just a nasty bitch… i wish she wasn’t alive.. because if she wass’t alive everything would be better and life would be easier.. she gets all butt hurt when her ex leaves her and wants all the attention in the world from all these guys like yuck fuck,, FCK THIS CNT !! she thinks shes all hot and thinks shes top shit, fuck off… burn in hell nasty fucking hoe!!!!!

Bad Boob Job

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Megan Johnson, she works at the mall in Missoula Montana and thinks she is the hottest thing to grace Montana. She is 19 years old and just got a horrible boob job with a refund gap. All she does is post selfies on Facebook everyday and add every boy that she can so they can comment and make her feel better about herself. She posts about drinking every single day, she already has one DUI. This is just the beginning of a hot mess.

Your Favorite Montana Rapper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Your Favorite Montana rapper is more pathetic than ever. Living in welfare apartments with his stripper gf and their kids, asking for rides to wherever on facebook because he has no car, no license, no job…unless you count his music career. He has a following in Helena of fellow losers that have nothing better to do than chauffeur his fat ass around town or let him sleep on their couch when him and his stripper gf decide to break up publicly on facebook weekly. The sad part is that these 2 have kids but dont care about how their fucked up lives affect them. The kids are constantly sick and going to the er but then these idiots are out drinking the very next day. They are constantly posting on facebook about having 3 somes and not being able to find clean girls to have sex with them when dude just lools like he smells. If you want one of his cd’s he can be found at wendys occasionally selling them.

As if chinstraps weren’t douchey enough.- nik

Kara Was A Cheater Since Day One


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Kara is the trash of Helena, Montana. She is constantly starting lies about everyone she knows. She cheated on her husband from day one. She then cheated on her boyfriends while she was married with her husband and other men. Then she sleeps with anyone elses husband and now has broken up a marriage and is with another womans husband and starting rumors about the wife.  She is bad news and trash. She got +2’s instead of feeding her kids. She lost her home to foreclosure during the same time as paying for the +2’s and has been off and on foodstamps and assistance while she works for the State of Montana. She and her ex-hubby made a website talking trash about her ex-bf that she was with while hubby was home taking care of the kids.

It looks like the state of Montana is still trying to figure out the plastic surgery game.- nik

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