The Dirty Army: Nik, the biggest scam artist and hoe on the South Shore of Montreal. This hoe goes by the name of "Melanie Goudreau" and is well known all over Montreal especially the South Shore. She cheated on my friend not to mention others, she tries to control relationships so men if think you even have chance with girl "Good Luck". Melanie is constantly going out all over Canada & U.S. chasing band members and bangking them, can you say groupie? Also you can find at soap opera events chasing those men too, who knows maybe she f's them. All you have to do is look at her social media, as she goes by the name of Melanie G and see all her pictures with other men thats she claims to know LOL. This is not someone you can treat like a lady if you do she will burn you, f'ck her and leave. She claims to be shy but, given the chance she is deadly as a viper as this is all cover. Even though she is Quebecoise do not let that fool because, she can speak English very well as that's all she chases. What I do not understand is why my friend or any other guys chase her? She looks like a horse with a big head, Jay Leno face, pale skin with some skin decease. Furthermore I heard she goes to the gym but, what for? She is Fat. For the visible minorities out there like the African American's and others, she is a racist so you do not stand a chance. From what guys tell me she is the cheapest person out there and never offers to pay for anything, as I have witness that with my friend she went out with. She expects people to pick her and driver her lazy ass everywhere, as she says she does not need anyone especially a man yeah right LOL! Hint: Anyone who has f'ked this bitch please I urge you to get yourself checked.