Talk About A Horrible Grandmother

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, policed arrested this 49 year old grandmother for crashing her BMW into a stopped car at a red light. Not only was she wasted and wearing a bikini but she had her 10 year old grandson in the backseat. Luckily no one was injured and this could have been a lot worse.

I’m so disappointed in Patricia Ebel (+2’s though).- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Photoshop Queen

photoshop queen

photoshop queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this first photo is a picture of the real Melanie Marciano (left). It was posted on fb by her friend. The second photo is the photoshopped version. Please tell this beast to stop. We all know what she looks like in person.

Her head is way tooooooo small for her unorthodox body.- nik

She Is Clueless To Her Baby Daddy Sleeping With Half Of Florida

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, apparently, this girl just had a baby. Not only is she OBSESSED with the baby daddy (who f*cks everyone in FLORIDA) but she thinks her short fatass is a model.  Jus cuz you have blue eyez and an OKAY smile don’t mean sh*t you black boy chasing h*e. Not to mention…SINCE she had the baby shes slept with 3 different guys in a week. If you can’t have class at least have enough common sense to wrap it up so you dont have baby daddy 2!  She makes me sick to my stomach.

I am trying to figure out what part of her is a Model or a Mother?- nik

Gabriella From Naples Is Amazing

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here in Naples FL, we have some super hot home grown girls. Wanted to show you Gabriella, she is without a doubt a dime piece… Nik, thoughts on this cutie?

Besides her hair I really don’t see it. Her body shape is so awkward that her +2’s look detachable.- nik

Robbie The Deadbeat




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just want to warn you all about a deadbeat father out there who will knock you up and then leave you. his name is Robbie Demann of Lehigh Acres, fl. i was with him in december of 2009 when he told me he loved me and wanted to get married and have a child. he was very convincing and i believed him because hes a great liar. well turns out he only said that stuff so he could get in my pants without a condom, he took advantage of my heart and i got pregnant as planned. he left me for a fat ugly mexican b*tch named LINDA and she told him never to speak to me or the baby and ignore us completely so he did. he blocked me from everything just so he wouldnt have to see our daughter. then he got a dna test because he said the baby wasnt his because he didnt want to pay child support, but of course shes his and now the douchebag has to pay but i doubt he will. this is a warning to all you girls of lehigh acres, robbie is a deadbeat and hes admitted to me that he is bisexual. he will try to win you over with sweet talking but its all fake. and by the way his girlfriend linda is the biggest SLOOT in lehigh. have a nice life with your ugly b*tch robbie. by the way, all he does with his life now is play dungeons and dragons, WoW, and live with his mother.

You can’t trust fat desperate guys they’ll do anything for a warm hole, I bet he lost his virginity to you.- nik