THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kasey West. She’s the neighborhood dumpster. You can find her at the bar every night of the week, bragging about her (fake) boobs and the “services” she provides to married men, with the scent of vomit on her breath. While she likes to think of herself as an “independent” woman who doesn’t “want or need a man” Kasey is an insecure and emotionally-mentally stunted little girl who is constantly seeking attention and validation from men, chasing married men in particular. She preaches that looks aren’t important, but is quick to insult other women (and men) based on appearance, and boasts about using her looks to get things from men. This tired, pale, basic chick is rumored to have drd, her ex, who cheated on her multiple times. More recently, an old lady scooped her flat and saggy 30-year old ass up from laying on the side of Gallatin Road in East Nashville after she drank herself to unconsciousness. Even all of her bar “friends” (all men) laugh at her behind her scrawny backside. She had plastic orbs installed bc she has no ass or hips to speak of. But she thinks she’s hotter than Kat Timpf (hah!), the witty, successful young blonde goddess on Fox. When Kasey isn’t drinking herself blind or cos-playing with other losers, she’s broadcasting her personal life to Facebook strangers for empathy and attention, and trolling for internet friends with selfie-bait of her boobs to feed her fragile ego. This poor, dysfunctional girl, throwing up in bathroom bars across Nashville, is a total train-wreck. And the village bimbo idiot deserves recognition for all the laughs we have at her expense.