Think Before You Have Unprotected Sex


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, reading and came across this… Thoughts?

I blame Dennis Rodman.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

The Man That Plays God


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik is the man who plays God. Encouraging and giving people the tool to tear others down with any lies or accusations the freaks and psychos want to think up. This asshole makes his living off of the defamation of character of millions of people all over the world. Worst part is, he goes to bed each night not even thinking about the families that are being torn apart, the defensless children being hurt and the numbers of people contemplating suicide from the lies and hurtful accusations that are tearing down the character that took them years to build up. I hope your a believer in karma Mr. Richie!

I’m not. I’m a believer in Mr. Richie.- nik

I Blame The Uber Driver

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, just checkout how much it sucks to be an Uber driver these days. Who do you think is in the wrong? And why didn’t the Uber driver take him to Park Newport like he asked, everyone knows where that is.  I feel like the Uber driver pulled this stunt on purpose, cause why else is he recording this?

Who is the drunk guy? Even though I hate the driver’s mustache, he is in the right.- nik

**UPDATE: Benjamin Golden, 32 of Newport Beach, was arrested on charges of misdemeanor public intoxication and misdemeanor assault, police Sgt. Clint Dieball said — In a nearly four-minute video, the suspect can been seen slapping Edward Caban, 23, repeatedly in the head, grabbing his hair, and slamming the driver’s head toward the car window. The suspect also hurls insults and curses the Uber driver. Caban responds with pepper spray.

Do I Get Myself The Bentley SUV


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of TheDirty an this is my first submission. A few months ago I saw you cruising down PCH in a Bentley, now I’m not going to lie to you, I kinda of laughed cause that Bentley is what I buy my mistresses, I would never let me wife ever drive something like that. But, my guy at Bentley just called me and asked if I wanted to get the SUV, I’ve bought so many Bentleys that I have the chance of being one of the first 25 people to have one of these in the world… What do I do here? The car is definitely for hookers/escorts/side chicks, but does that ruin the SUV for me? Cause I’m all about it, pretty sweet ride right?

I would get it. That ride is perfect for the valet at Fashion Island.- nik

Finding Love at 30 in 2015


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a departure from the norm but I was hoping to get your thoughts. How is someone supposed to find love at 30+ in today’s society? Not a hookup, real love. As a female who has spent her time focused on the “right” things it seems almost impossible once you hit the big 3-0. A bit of background: I’m an ex-model (agency represented so was a solid 9 in my youth) and spent the past 7 years building a career instead of porta-pottying around the world. I work as a technology consultant and pull down a respectable 6-figure income. I maintain my health and fitness through regular workouts and healthy eating. +2s make me a 32DD and I have an ITG from my fit lifestyle. I have no doubt that I will be a catch for the right guy. The problem is finding him. For some reason the men that actively pursue me are all married coworkers, clients, and ex-clients. I don’t “sh*t where I eat”, so anything workplace related is off-limits. Won’t start anything on a shaky foundation, so the married guys that seem to relentlessly chase it are off-limits too. Do you know how I can meet a sane, gainfully employed gentleman, who is looking for a deeper commitment? I’m not looking for marriage now but would like it someday with the right person. I’ve contemplated freezing my eggs because I don’t want to rush with anyone and am worried it will be too late by the time I meet my life partner. How is a girl like me supposed to meet a quality guy? Internet dating doesn’t work for me: eHarmony led to me getting a restraining order and I was too scared to meet anyone off Tinder… so ideally nothing online. Do you have any insights on where the similarly situated quality men can be found? I prefer maturity and stability over youth and a hot body, so my ideal match is 35-45 years old. Thank you so much for your help!

I have the perfect guy for you. Email me ( Oh and YES freeze your eggs ASAP! You are on the clock.- nik

Blood Diamond Is Back With Moth Balls

Lovee wife 💍😍 @ocbarbiedoll_xo

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, it looks like Blood Diamond is back with her hooker BFF Moth Balls who use to claim she worked at Victoria’s Secret (yeah right).  Look they are taking some videos in the strip club locker room. These girl are definitely classy chicks! They look like they have 10 different DRD’s combined.

They don’t have lockers at Victoria’s Secret?- nik

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