Finding Love at 30 in 2015


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a departure from the norm but I was hoping to get your thoughts. How is someone supposed to find love at 30+ in today’s society? Not a hookup, real love. As a female who has spent her time focused on the “right” things it seems almost impossible once you hit the big 3-0. A bit of background: I’m an ex-model (agency represented so was a solid 9 in my youth) and spent the past 7 years building a career instead of porta-pottying around the world. I work as a technology consultant and pull down a respectable 6-figure income. I maintain my health and fitness through regular workouts and healthy eating. +2s make me a 32DD and I have an ITG from my fit lifestyle. I have no doubt that I will be a catch for the right guy. The problem is finding him. For some reason the men that actively pursue me are all married coworkers, clients, and ex-clients. I don’t “sh*t where I eat”, so anything workplace related is off-limits. Won’t start anything on a shaky foundation, so the married guys that seem to relentlessly chase it are off-limits too. Do you know how I can meet a sane, gainfully employed gentleman, who is looking for a deeper commitment? I’m not looking for marriage now but would like it someday with the right person. I’ve contemplated freezing my eggs because I don’t want to rush with anyone and am worried it will be too late by the time I meet my life partner. How is a girl like me supposed to meet a quality guy? Internet dating doesn’t work for me: eHarmony led to me getting a restraining order and I was too scared to meet anyone off Tinder… so ideally nothing online. Do you have any insights on where the similarly situated quality men can be found? I prefer maturity and stability over youth and a hot body, so my ideal match is 35-45 years old. Thank you so much for your help!

I have the perfect guy for you. Email me ( Oh and YES freeze your eggs ASAP! You are on the clock.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Blood Diamond Is Back With Moth Balls

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, it looks like Blood Diamond is back with her hooker BFF Moth Balls who use to claim she worked at Victoria’s Secret (yeah right).  Look they are taking some videos in the strip club locker room. These girl are definitely classy chicks! They look like they have 10 different DRD’s combined.

They don’t have lockers at Victoria’s Secret?- nik

Why Do Girls Get Their Boobs Redone So Many Times


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I heard the Shining say that she had her boobs redone 4 times? Why? I also read in the comments that it is unnecessary to get them redone. I heard that you do not necessarily have to get them redone so many times, and that you may not even have to get them redone every 10 years. I am just wondering why some women and celebrities get them redone so many times? Are they not happy with them and want to go bigger, or do they have problems? And who can afford another 6k every time? Also, I have heard some say that good plus two job costs about 10k, but I have also seen that some are about 4k….what I am wondering is, what is standard procedure?

A legit boob job should cost you 12k+. And yes you have to get them redone, either because the implants keep evolving and you would like a more realistic feel (not an expired sloppy bag) or you have a baby. Pregnancy kills +2’s.- nik 

Dr. Drew Is Totally Right


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, last night I was listening to you and Dr. Drew on Loveline. I know you had a hard time understanding that just because a man likes things up his butt, doesn’t mean he is gay. I’m a perfect example of that, my wife and I have been married for 8 years, 2 years into the marriage we had sex thousands of times and it just got boring. So we started exploring our bodies more and more and it was the best thing possible for us. She started off by licking my starfish and it really turned me on and my erections were huge… then we started putting 1 finger up there and slowly progressed to 3, which give me the best orgasms ever… it’s called milking your colon, you will never have an orgasm like that without butt play. I’ve never been with a man, never desired to be with a man so I know there is not a gay bone in my body. But I enjoy things up my ass and I think all you straight guys should try this before judging it.

Nope — sorry you are Gay.- nik

But I Love My Red Bottoms


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, long time DA first time submission… this would be more of an advice submission.  My husband is in the Marine Corp, he doesn’t make lots of money but enough for us to purchase (4bd, 2.5 bath) house in Foothill Ranch.  He keeps us and our 3 kids living happy and debt free, I don’t have to work but choose too so I can help with my addiction to clothes and shoes and also extra money for family vacations.  I’m a dental assistant get paid ok, I work hard… do over time, if I have too, but I’m really confused because I have a few pairs of Red Bottoms that I purchased and love but stopped wearing them since you advised red bottoms are for hookers… I like other brands like Valentino, Tom Ford, Jimmy Choo etc but Christian Louboutin shoes are so “cute”… so I’m asking for your advice on this, should I put them up on eBay or continue to wear them with a clear conscious.

Sell them immediately. You don’t want people to get the wrong impression. If I didn’t read what you wrote and saw you at Starbucks with those shoes on, my mind would immediately think of a price tag for penetration.- nik

I Should Have Taken Your Advice


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you advised me once to not compromise myself for my man and I did the exact opposite. I posted a couple months ago about my boyfriend who wanted to be in a swinger “lifestyle” and because I was weak and in love I decided to give it a try. My whole thought process was that I love him and when I had broken up with him previously we had agreed to not swing and he agreed to be a better man for me. That lasted about a month. Soon enough he was bringing up his desire to swing again and I, again being open minded because I am in no way a prude; I thought, “f*** it, lets try it”. He told me we would never do a “full swap” but we would do “same room” or “soft swap”. So one night he got a couple to come over, first off we got straight up catfished by them. But we got drunk with them and we got our swing on and I hated it. It was disgusting, the other guy disgusted me, I didn’t even want to touch him and the girl was annoying and loud, of course since I was the “newbie” they tried to make me touch her tits and kiss her so I did, and I was equally grossed out. After that experience my boyfriend did not turn me on. I felt like I really had to dig deep into my memories to make myself c*m when we had sex. It was a struggle and his constant solicitation to swinger couple on websites I just was falling apart. But to me we were in love and he would tell me that no one could love me as much as he loves me. He always was telling me he loved or that he missed me, even if we had just left each others sides. I was blinded and I thought compromising what I wanted in love made us stronger. Well that all was disproven once I got my hands on his cell phone…and I’m just shocked. He is a thirsty creep, like if I knew how big of a creep he was I would have never fallen in love with him but here I am. Whats worse he also belittled me and disrespected me by verbally discussing me to random whores and ex girlfriends on his phone. We broke up this morning over it all, he denied and try to swindle is way around every lie I caught him in, but he couldn’t convince me. Now he still is blowing up my cell phone – he’s gone from angry and threatening me; to sad and making me feel sorry for him; to then trying to tell me everything I’ve needed to hear or everything I’ve need from him to change. It sucks to be me today, and it is all due to me not listening to you Nik.

Stay strong, you cannot let him back in — To me this dude raped you physically and mentally. He deserves to be outed on this website. I’m ready when you are.- nik


What Is Your Opinion on Couples Who Swing

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