What A Weirdo


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this dude offers girls money for sex and if you don’t give it up he talks mad crap on you!!! What a weirdo!!

OP, you gotta give me more than that. The dude is destined to get married soon.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Ashley Nicole Floris Messed With My Head


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Ashley Nicole Floris she is a lesbian stripper, escort and waitress that recently came out about being bi. This girl will mess with your head and will pretend she loves you but in reality she only cares about herself and her slutty lesbian whore friends. This piece of crap whore lied to me and told me she loved me and wanted to marry me then I found out a year later that she was bisexual and was dating women and having sexual relations with them. She was dating Megan Medellin (the blonde in the pic) who is a stripper, escort and ex-playboy model who is now beat as hell. This girl does nothing but mess with your head and is really lesbian but will still hook up with guys. She lied to me and messed with my mind for months until I realized how big of a lesbian whore she is. If you’re a guy stay away from this trash.

I Hate My Boobs


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, long time DA here. I’m making this post because I know that you are sometimes sympathetic to women with my type of problem – no boobs. I’m a 25 year old Cal State Fullerton student, about to finish up my degree in 2016 then attend grad school. I hate my A cups and its beginning to take a toll on my love life. I just can’t shake the feeling that my body is missing something, being flat chested makes me feel like less of a woman. I can’t even begin to afford surgery unless I take out more loans, although I am slowly trying to save. I see how easy it is for women to take the easy route by selling their bodies in exchange for easy and quick cash. That’s not the type of person I will ever be. I’m hoping someone will sympathize with my story and help a girl out.  What can I do to get some?

Take out another loan. You don’t need random sperm in your face… it will make you a bad person in the eyes of God and me.- nik

Love Email To TheDirty.com Legal Department


“A decent human being.” Really?- nik

Which Disney Princess Would You Say Yes To


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, random but fun question here. Halloween is around the corner and you know lots of women will dress up as slutty as they can around this holiday. I wanted to know which Disney princess would say yes to and why? It doesn’t have to be the princesses based off the picture, but which slutty version do you think is the best?

It’s not fair that Snow White is a lesbian now, but my obvious answer is Cinderella unless Elsa is of age. I wouldn’t even pull out because that kid will inherit Disney money.- nik

SnapChat Exposing Smoke and Mirrors


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik and the DA, I’m a long time follower and wondering if the DA can help out. DC’s posted on here clearly spend too long preening, posing and liquifying their Instagram- Snapchat on the other hand seems more natural and spontaneous and shows more of the behind the scenes. My request is for someone to create or help compile a list in the comments of all DCs and wannabes usernames. Thankssssss.

I still cannot get into Snapchat. Why do people need to share their daily activities? Do they not love themselves?- nik

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