Dirty Army Wants Kristy Doumani on NRP


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the DA from Newport Beach wants you to invite Newport Beach’s biggest escort Kristy Doumani on your NRP for a one on one interview. It’s time you as the leader of the dirty army, expose her for who she really is. Let the dirty army know, so we can submit questions for you to ask her. I listed 18 questions off the top of my head.

1) Are you an escort? How much do you charge per hour?

2) What is the oldest guy you’ve had sex with for money?

3) Do you frequent Aqua Lounge to pick up new clients?

4) Do you frequent Pelican Hills to solicit yourself to guests?

5) Do you do porta potty?

6) How old are you?

7) Why do you threaten Nic Richie for members posting stuff about you?

8) Why did you get kicked out of Equinox in Newport Beach?

9) Why do you wear no underwear, when you go out?

10) How many guys have you lead on in order to pay your bills?

11) Backpage?

12) Do you want to marry Richard Moy?

13) Are you certified personal trainer?

14) Are you a registered real estate agent?

15) Do you see yourself having a serious relationship?

16) Do you want to have children?

17) Do you like when people expose you for who you really are?

Honestly this would be my dream interview. I really wanted her to be my business partner in Luber.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

What Do You Think of Peeple App


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so in November this new app called Peeple is coming out. It’s supposed to be like Yelp, but instead you rate people. You log into Facebook and use your real name and any positive posts get accepted immediately and negative are given a 48 hour window for the person written about to accept. If they do not have an account with the app then the negative posts are never put up. Many people are criticizing it and calling for it to be stopped before ever being put out. I honestly don’t get the point of the app because no one would allow anything bad to be written about them if they are given the chance to dispute it. I feel like this app is a weaker version of your site and will not last more than a few months. What do you think of it?

I think this is a Cyberbully app.- nik

Beware of Nathan A Farr


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the DA, I want to warn other women of a newcomer to these parts, Nathan A Farr aka Nate or “Mate” on Tinder. Nathan has had a girlfriend of over a year with whom he’s lived with for several months and they’ve recently been trying to conceive a child. Now, that seems all fine and dandy until you find out he’s had a girlfriend on the side for two months (who had NO idea she existed). His girlfriends both met recently and swapped stories and have realized that Nathan is not who he claims to be at all. Every detail about him is a lie. His stories go into so much detail and so far in depth. He is a sociopath who is not only verbally abusive to his long(er) standing girlfriend, but also is on the verge of physical abuse- breaking mirrors, tv, slashing clothes, threatening to slit the girls neck. Things to beware: he’s a highly skilled manipulator, he might have a 3rd girlfriend, he is definitely seeing/hooking up with other girls on the side of these 2, he doesn’t wear a condom and doesn’t have a preference to the ladies he uses (get yourself checked if you’ve been under him). Motorcycle community, . Ladies of Tinder, SWIPE LEFT. instagram @word2yourmoms

Don’t Tinder in Vegas


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, met this guy on Tinder a month ago in Vegas…. He kept telling me he had a wedding to attend and I should go over to hotel after…. well I did and it turns out I have quite the problem down there now…. I hate to do this to him but he wont return my calls and other girls need to know. Oh and P.S. he has a girlfriend.

What fake name did he give you?- nik

Does He Love Me


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I really need your advice on my relationship. I have been going back and forth on wether or not I should post this partially, because my significant other does read the site. Let me just jump in, about a year ago I joined SA just to see what it was about and to help pay for college (don’t judge me) I ended up meeting a really nice man who happened to also be married (btw his wife knew about it. They had an open marriage.) The moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was my soul mate and the man I wanted to marry. Fast forward a couple months into our relationship and he divorces his wife and we move in together, he bought me a really nice diamond ring and told me he would propose…we’re a little over a year into our relationship and he still has yet to propose, I’ve never met his kids, family, ex-wife or his friends… I feel like I am a mistress of some sort or like I am a secret. He tells me one day that I’ll meet them and has me lie to the people I love and tell them that I am very involved in his life, when in reality I am not at all. He rarely will even tell me what is happening in his day to day life. It’s either “too stressful”, he doesn’t want to talk about it or worry me. Nik, I really need to know what to do. I’m a young and extremely attractive girl and have a lot going for me and a lot of life to live, but I have put all of that on hold for the man I am in love with. We have talked about having children and are even buying a home together. I love him with all of my heart and have no idea what to do or if I’m just a rebound chick. Please help me! I’m so lost and quite honestly feel like a complete idiot.

In his mind you are just a warm hole, much like comfort food. Let’s be honest, he will never tell anyone he met the love of his life on Seeking Arrangements… so your whole relationship will be a lie. If I were you… take your payment and move on. He doesn’t love you.- nik

Question Regarding The Duality of the Dirty Army

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, an observation. Subject matters don’t get privacy as their lives are posted for all to throw stones at. What if the comments section required 100% real life ID’s ( ie LinkedIn). How many stones would be thrown? Honest question for the DA, how many of you would do this? Tricia I don’t know you, nor your life, but you post using your name. There is a certain integrity to that even if your attitudes are different to mine. Can anyone else put their hand up? A simple observation.

There is no fun in being Clark Kent… I want the DA to be superheroes — no need to out their boring real lives.- nik

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