THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the DA from Newport Beach wants you to invite Newport Beach’s biggest escort Kristy Doumani on your NRP for a one on one interview. It’s time you as the leader of the dirty army, expose her for who she really is. Let the dirty army know, so we can submit questions for you to ask her. I listed 18 questions off the top of my head.
1) Are you an escort? How much do you charge per hour?
2) What is the oldest guy you’ve had sex with for money?
3) Do you frequent Aqua Lounge to pick up new clients?
4) Do you frequent Pelican Hills to solicit yourself to guests?
5) Do you do porta potty?
6) How old are you?
7) Why do you threaten Nic Richie for members posting stuff about you?
8) Why did you get kicked out of Equinox in Newport Beach?
9) Why do you wear no underwear, when you go out?
10) How many guys have you lead on in order to pay your bills?
12) Do you want to marry Richard Moy?
13) Are you certified personal trainer?
14) Are you a registered real estate agent?
15) Do you see yourself having a serious relationship?
16) Do you want to have children?
17) Do you like when people expose you for who you really are?
Honestly this would be my dream interview. I really wanted her to be my business partner in Luber.- nik