No Conscious On This Guy
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Joshua Adam Stover a correctional officer who is also studying at Penn State. Last summer my friend caught this POS messaging and skyping with his wife of seven years and they had just had their second baby. To make a long story short these two met in basic training for the National Guard as water purification specialists. She returned to her home state where she served and eventually met her wonderful husband in the military. They fell in love and had two great kids. He works his tail off for his wife in his job where he still serves and takes great care of their house and boys, doing all the cleaning, cooking, homework with kiddos while his wife is away at work or college herself. He is by far the greatest guy and Soldier I have ever known, women throw themselves at him constantly but he politely turns them down because he is married and adores the ground his wife walks on. Then along comes this jerk. He reached out that man’s wife almost 10 years after they last saw each other and despite her telling him she was married with two kids, he played he long enough to get the chance to tell her he loved her. It worked right away because my friend and his wife were having some issues. He seemed like the long lost hero from the Notebook and from one of their first convos begged to get her naked on Skype so he could jerk off to her. After months of bugging he got his wish. It tore that good and real Soldiers heart out and their oldest child figured out that his mommy had new boyfriend and left that child with psychological scars to last a lifetime. If anyone on Penn State or around Milesburg, PA or State College, PA see this guy go the other direction. Don’t fall for his military service, he wasn’t SF or a Ranger he cleaned water tanks. Ladies don’t trust him if he is willing to attempt to break up a marriage and cheat with a married woman with kids, imagine what he would do to a normal girlfriend. He just won’t want a public relationship he will want photos and Skype sessions that he shows his buddies around the jail he works at. My friend has every FB, Skype, email all saved please put his out there he is a bad man, and if it wasn’t for my friends undying love of his life, his wife. Don’t let him ruin another family. I just wished in inmates at the prison he works at knew about this and how he broke a huge military code, don’t ever sleep around with your fellow Soldiers family.

Lindsay Is Way Over Tanned

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Lindsay. She goes to Penn State and hangs out with a bunch of other girls who seem to think they’re God’s gift to the world. Do you think she’s hot or not so much?  And someone let her know that it’s not cool to look orange, never was, never will be.

Lindsay really has that Atlantic City type face. The one that drinks beers on the boardwalk type.- nik

Marlee Silverstein From Penn State


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Marlee Silverstein. She’s a sorority girl at Penn State. She’s originally from Miami, Florida. I happen to think she’s sexy enough to deserve everyone’s attention. What do you think of her? How does she measure up?

Some +2’s will totally enhance her smile. She is still normal looking to me.- nik

Tori the Coke Snorting Slut
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Victoria Atkinson, also known as Tori. She is a nasty slut that pretty much fuks every guy she meets. She fcked me within the first 2 hours of meeting her. Her and her roommate Kayla live in Bloomfield and have big drug parties, doing every drug you can think of and fuking every guy they meet. Tori lives in Bloomfield and can be found fcking guys for coke in Sonny’s Tavern. She’s a lying bitch and a total sociopath and just lost her license because she got a DUI. Her body count is easily over 200. Give Tori some Molly or some cke and she’ll fck you good.

She’s gunna be all photoshop from here on out.- nik

Nickolas and Michelle Claypoole, Swinging for Jesus

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik your not even going to believe this shit. This sick fucking pervert works with me at a window company in cranberry called traco. We both work security. This weirdo fck left his phone on the table of the office one night when he was ushering in a trailer. We all looked at his phone and he had some sick ass shit on it. I mean damn. he is married to Michelle Claypoole so we all thought he was straight. WRONG He has TONS of craigslist adds in the male for male section. They read that he wanted a man to fck his baby ass while he sucks cock and gets his face pissed on. That he loves it when someone takes a shit and he watches them. What is that?
He sells his wife’s panties on eBay. But this is the kicker. He preaches Jesus at work 24/7. Brags about going to church and wants to become a youth minister or youth adviser. Nic Is a mess. Him and Michelle drink all the time. I mean they live in the local dive bars when they are not at work. We took the pics off of his phone and they are pics of him and his buck tooth wife partying,yet get on his facebook and it is all about Jesus. This guy is a fcking clown Post this piece of shit. If anything is this someone we really want working with children at church. Unless our kids want to be watched while taking a shit I would think this is not the person we want trying to cram Jesus down our childrens throats.

That beer sign in the house isn’t very Christian-like.- nik

Allergic To Rubber

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This sack of shit, Mark Fidei, loves to f*ck randoms without protection and claim no responsibility for his actions. He has 1 confirmed and several maybe daddy babies. He f*cked a hoodrat who has been passed around like a stiff cumrag in an inner city Compton prison! He stalks women and tries to control them, he acts like a nice guy then gets his possesive fangs in you and dosen’t let go! You can find him any nite of the week slinging cards in the poker room because he is a unmotivated broke ass loser. LADIES!!! I hope you have your wallets because this broke ass f*ck will make you go dutch on that $3 appetizer. This asshole refuses to wrap it up so no telling what are festering down there! He thinks he is funny and sarcastic but his personality is more like an awkward pimpled faced teen with his first erection. Nik, PLEASE get the word out and warn women about this toxic disease floating between Pittsburgh and Greensburg.

That’s a pretty small box…- nik

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