The Dirty Army: Nik, I'm surprised nobody has ragged on here yet about the corrupt, banal local government of Bristol, a troubled town on the outskirts of Philadelphia. I've read all about the scandals and usury caused by the Philadelphia Parking Authority/meter maids and St. Louis suburbs' usurious traffic ticket warrants but nothing on here about Bristol? This dilapidated piece of s town is run by a total political machine. They give out usurious, bogus fines to people left and right. The majority of town govt revenue comes from fining people left and right. It seems that even if you try to do good, they find a way to fine you and then make an excuse to fine you again. Their most infamous fines are the parking tickets they give out on the days the town's bullshit street sweeper drives by. By the way, the street sweeper does next to nothing as far as making the streets look nicer or cleaner; it's a total scam and a ticket generating money pit. The town govt has literally charged people up to $146 for a street sweeper-related parking ticket + fines...talk about usury. They've literally sent constables to people's houses to haul people to county prison for this type of ticket. They're worried about this, when the town is running rampant with drug dealings and thefts galore. The municipal court is run by sexist, snooty women who are really "talented" at making you feel like dirt. They issue warrants threatening to take you to prison for things as trifling as parking tickets. When my friend paid ahead of schedule on a ticket payment plan, they used that as reason to put out a warrant for her arrest. Their excuse? "It's not our policy to acknowledge extra payments that are made ahead of schedule." Yet they accepted her money for it? The town inspector, Kevin Gerald Brannigan, is literally a former prison inmate who served time in Bucks County Jail for a violent bar brawl and then illegal gun possession. Somehow everyone in Bristol's government has "forgotten" about all of that, and hired that clown to go around acting like a hardass jerk while dishing out fines left and right, and threatening to get people arrested for bull. Makes me wonder how many gregs he sucked to get his job. He gave my friend a $1000 fine after her trashcan blew over on a windy day when she was at work, with no warning at all. He also called the cops on another friend when that friend muttered "greg" under his breath after Kevin literally sat himself next to my friend's property and stared at him for over an hour (maybe he wanted my friend's greg haha). Way to go, Kevin, wasting cops' limited time like that on petty trifling matters. Since when are words "illegal" anyway? Kevin has been known to get into frequent arguments, threats, and altercations with people and businesses all over town. I've even found articles citing how Kevin will come down hard on zoning businesses, while hypocritically going lenient on his son Kevin Jr's business Kleen Kars. Some of the cops are good, whereas some of them are just awful: for example, the time a young African American man became a fatal victim of a drive-by shooting. The cops just let the poor guy bleed to death on the sidewalk, while refusing to let the guy's parents take him to the hospital, while the cop-called ambulance took its good ol sweet time. The guy ended up dying. So far they haven't even tried to find the murderers, probably because they care too much about issuing arrest warrants to people for unpaid parking tickets. I guess in white trash Bristol, black lives don't matter?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg Englesbe: CEO of E-Mortgage Management in Cherry Hill NJ, and red cross philanthropist of West Palm Beach FL. Posing as a 35 year old bachelor on numerous dating sites, Greg goes to extreme lengths to lure young women to his Haddonfield home he currently shares with his wife Jessica. If his life fabrications don’t excite you, his 4 inch dick will.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is absolute train wreck , everything fake on her body, including her eye lashes. Your pound of make up you wear dont hide all the ugly girl. This girl is such a low life pig, she has literally f’ed everyone. She’s a whore. Can u actually believe she wants to be a mother? What a disgrace this hoe is, out partying like the skank she is. Tori f’s everyone she acts like a dirtball when she’s out pulling out her tits letting old men suck on them in front of a bar full if people. Tori go home & try being a real woman & housewifeyou whore. She should be embarrassed how she act out in public. She isnt. Ever since she got with Joey Wombold she’s been a drug abusing train wreck and her face shows. You’ve disgraced Matt and his memory. Please someone adopt this stray today and clean her up.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this character is 32 yrs old, who is broke as hell ! He manipulates all girls that he comes across to & use them with either money or p”sy. He also carries ch(((ia “yes the drd” but denies it when you call him out on it . & his penis smells like bad cheese . He has very bad body odor. He also beats girls up because he cheats . He’s known as manny stylez hahahaha he thinks he’s Channing Tatum . But manny please keep dreaming . He shoots steroids in his arms & says he is fit? But idk where at because all of it is fat & saggy . Also, he doesn’t have a career he strips for a living & brings all types of different chicks to his dirty apartment . What a man whore right? This dude is a psychopath & I think is on drugs or he is just mentally ill. So please ladies fallback if you see this dude . That’s all u gotta do is search his name & u will be surprised on what u will find out about him.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly disgrace of a pig. (Matter of fact that’s an insult to pigs) uhhh well she’s something all right. Was after my husband for months. She knew he was married and managed to persuade him in doing the ultimate most unforgiving thing you can do in a marriage. A waterfall of tears were shed as he pleaded for forgives once I found out. She took something special and shit on it. To bad she didn’t win though! Us on the other hand we took baby steps to heal and we’re doing great!! He still apologizes to this day.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what can I say about Bill. He’s the biggest loser I know, and a total creep. Girls, run as fast as you can. He used to be the manager (aka head stooge) of a drug addict recovery house, where his biggest accomplishments include: messiest room award, record for longest time without showering, and making himself out to be a victim when he went missing during one of his drug binges. This dude is in love with the coco and the drugs, and not just the anal retentive kind. After getting fired as head stooge for disappearing to smoke crack, he briefly resurfaced to steal puppy dogs (blue pitbulls) from a local by using a fake check as payment, then went MIA. Word on the street is that he stole the dogs to repay his drug dealer. Poor puppy dogs. The dog breeder was worried sick about these little dogs. It is surprising he’s not currently sitting in jail. On top of everything else, he has zero personality and is completely worthless as a friend or a boyfriend.