The Most Funniest Court Pleading in History


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Christian pornstar Monica Foster, is currently being sued for defamation by the Randazza legal firm that is also representing TMZ against Dan Bilzerian. Monica Foster is a total nutjob who belongs in a mental hospital. She defames people, she stalks/harasses people, she does all that she can to try to ruin peoples lives and the reason is because she’s angry that she failed as a sex worker. She recently filed a pleading with the court in which she states that the Randazza legal firm is trying to sex traffic her back into the porn industry utilizing legal debt bondage with this lawsuit. This is the most pathetic human being and the most funniest on this website. This should get some huge laughs. She can’t afford an attorney because her so-called flawless body, and her herpes filled vagina could never make her a good living like Misty Stone.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Undercover Brother


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets introduce convict and armed robber and lets not forget forgery fubar RICHARD MACLENNAN !!! This here people is a mothers nightmare and battered women’s worse night’mere who will exploit your daughter and corrupt your mother and turn out your sister and his highest Acheivement’s in life brings him the Bend over Benny award and the Battered Babes of America Trophy . Richard is currently preying working on his next victim named the SARA G. PROJECT located in nun other than Method Mayham Mesa AZ. Richard is applying every and all his victim resources into the S.G. Project and is very deticated to his work and being all he can be when hes applying his woman recking skills and addiction arsenals to use and his release of his new project will be in someones daughters lives in the fall of this year and will thrust him into DOC (stardumb) in no time at all .Richard has more than just a couple talents he also has perfected the Napoleon Pole Packed Strapon Stravaganza and is one for the record books when it comes to the NPSS Annual Award and surpasses his fellow NPSS rivals hands down year after year . So Folks lock your doors and hide your daughters and set your security systems to high alert and hide you personal toys before its to late and your daughter ends up strung out , ass out and turned out plye of sorrow and sadness going no were and getting all and any disgusting habits and horrible viruses know to man kind . This message is brought to you by Familys against Richard Maclennan Misfortunes and Mangled Messes

Hypocrtical Sloot


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce to Arizona’s BIGGEST hypocrite. Her name is Chassedy Erickson. In her spare time, she likes to stalk her baby daddy and his girlfriend. She also like to talk sh’t about said girlfriend because she is jealous of what baby daddy has with her. She rags on her baby daddy for doing drugs, and “being a dead beat to his first born”. Isn’t that a little hypocritical of you honey? After all, who’s the one drug dealing AND posting about it on Instagram for the world to see? That’s gonna get you arrested, so watch it. Also, maybe you should stop worrying so much about your baby daddy and his girlfriend and get a life of your own. Kinda seems like everyone hates you. I I guess that makes sense though. Who would like someone who hates on EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.

Ex-Vikings Cheerleader Is Still At It


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Ashely Falvey soon to be Ashley Law, she is getting married in a few weeks and still sucking my now ex-boyfriends Greg. GOLD DIGGER, she had her glory days when she was a Vikings cheerleader for one season and was kicked off due to drugs. Fast forward 6 years and she has no job and shot gun marrying her future husband Parker Law (24) works in sales for the AZ Diamond Backs and he has no clue she’s STILL sleeping around. This girl was found in her husbands friends wash room having sex with his friend and the dude stayed with her too because its the best he could pull. To any members of the Red Dress Society in Phoenix, you picked a great woman to represent such a classy organization.

Parker you are way too young to get married. What are you doing IDIOT!- nik

Fat broke Oli


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Olivia Bermudez. She’s a dead beat mom in actual life but on social media she claims to be worlds BEST mom. She trapped her baby daddy, thinking a baby was gunna make him stay with her  THAT DIDNT WORK. She pops pills and smokes daily. She cares more about dick than her own son. She’s always raggin’ on other people about flexin’ on Facebook when she’s FLEXIN’ all day. She ain’t got her own pad, she lives with her dad or grandma (back and fourth) she ain’t make bank and the money she does make she spends it on her boyfriend so he don’t leave her fatass. She drives her dads truck around Phoenix looking for weed or xanax flexin’ like its her ride. She sucks dick for a gram/xanax. Preach this on Facebook, Olivia.

That Slore Amari


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to  Amari Peña.. she will sleep with you if you have anything for her to benefit from in her life at the time. Sex for weed? BJ’s for pills? How about just f’ing for free? SHES THE FIRL TO CALL. & Even better, if you want a 3 some .. She can just invite HER GIRLFRIEND. The one she lives with but f’s other people in the same house. So, riddle me this… Are you gay? Are you bi? NO, YOURE JUST A DUMB B’TCH. She wants to preach about a school she’s in debt in, a car that never works, a home that isn’t hers, friends she doesn’t have (only want to fuck her), and money that isn’t hers. Shes the slut of the valley. She will cheat. She will lie. She will fuck you over.. Once you involve this girl in your life.. Everything falls apart. Shes trouble and negativity! I guess miscarriages, getting kicked out, loosing family/friends, drugs and strip clubs aren’t enough to scare her mind right .. BECAUSE SHE WANTS THIS .. SHE THRIVES OFF THE NEGATIVE ATTENTION.

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