Psycho Keely Kirby


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Keely Kirby keeps posting these hilariously desperate posts on Instagram tagging Riley’s best friend who ignores them. We get it loser, you met your “boyfriend” who f*cks every girl in Lethbridge behind your whore back in Oregon on Instagram and you’re so desperately trying to claim him. Look he is NOT going to move you here and he shows everyone your snapchat nudies you slut. Quit embarrassing yourself and have fun becoming a “cop” when you’re on TheDirty. should I put up your snapchat nudies he sent me?

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Natasha Morlock P-Towns Gutter Rat


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty young her**n junkie cant help bit throw herself at any man that she might be able to get some money from…. shit even if she cant get money, this nasty rat bitch will fck anything man, women, or animal! Especially if it is for her next fix. Sad she is only 25 and She is the nastiest rat faced bitch I have ever seen in my life! She literally reminds me of a bowling ball…. fingered, then thrown to the gutter, only to keep coming back again for more. Ladies beware of this trashy bitch, she’ll throw her cat at any man…. single or not!

503’s Finest


THE DIRTY ARMY: Portland’s official worst mother’s and biggest sluts. We will TOTALLY let you watch our children while we go out fuking the town and married men. We will leave our children anywhere as long as it’s free of charge! Dick comes first duh. Kids are only a tax refund to us. We love spreading our legs and drds around the 503 and surrounding areas. If your man brings you a disease it was from us, we’re no strangers to the local planned parenthood! Give us the pills and we will suck you up real nice. We are constantly at the doctors for our smelly BV and no that’s not fish it’s our pussies. Biggest groupies right here. Don’t really love the sport just trying to gain a babies daddy with money to support her habits. Our secret is poking holes in condoms so we can get more food stamps every month. Threesomes check. Incest check. Purple crayons check. Druggies check. We think we are hard ass internet gangsters because we listen to Tupac l but really were just loose PUSSIES.I think these two have definitely earned the title for Portland’s trashiest and worst mothers, we will top anyone on the dirty any day!

Natasha – NE Portland Gutter Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little her**n junkie is Portland’s #1 homie hoppin’ bag slut! Her name is Natasha Morelock, 25 years old. She is a snaggle toothed slut that will sleep with anyone and do anything so she can get her next fix. She allows herself to be filmed while sleeping with other women’s men, and is a home wrecker. She will drag good men down with her, getting them to partake in her**n use with her. Once she has used a guy to the point of him having nothing left, she moves on to the next guy that will buy her dope and keep her well. So sad but very very true. Ladies never trust your man with or around this disgusting whore, its all over if she can get them to get high and sleep with her.

Joe Nguyen Criminal and Cheat


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I wanted to provide the lovely ladies of Portland insight into a man who is not only a cheat but withholds information of his previous criminal record. Ladies beware and stay as far away from this man as he is a master con artist as well.

Amy Thirdgill


THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, what can i say? Amy is a real treat. She is probably the meanest person i have ever met. She loves to call people stupid. She is constantly argueing about everything and thinks she knows all. As far as her bedroom life, well i wont lie. She is good in the rack, but the truth is she seems almost disingenuous about how much she enjoys it. She is self centered, egotistical, and a bitch of the largest magnitude. I have met alot of women in my life, but she is without a doubt the worst one yet. She talks about being positive but she is alway complaining about her daughter and alcoholic son. I bet she is the reason her ex of 25 years cheated for years. She earned it and got what she deserved. Finally, she boasts about how hot she is, but the reality is she is pretty for 48 but she has the saddlebags, saggy tits, flabby arms, and cottage cheese to prove it. She has a very positive view of a very dim reality. If your looking for a flake, Amy Thirdgill is your hoe.

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