Wild Willy Waterworks


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this botoxed douchebag is pushing 40, but still lives off of a healthy allowance from his mommy and daddy’s oil money back in the Middle East. Aside from a nice little pepsi habit, he has nothing to show for his life. Turns out the dog he uses to try to pick up on girls with doesn’t even belong to him. If you do decide all that’s not enough to deter you, then I would suggest that you proceed with caution if you do go home with him. Watching him get off is like looking at a punctured hose. He has at least 5 holes in his cock, stuff is spraying in every direction (a botched procedure of some sort?). It’s like being at a water park.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Vincent Durney Is A Cheater and A Sociopath


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this guy is A DOUCHE.  He used to be in the Navy but got discharged because he couldn’t seem to manage his anger problems and had to move out of state to afford anything. I guess that’s what happens when you do steroids. Not gonna lie, if I saw this 5’7″ knuckle-dragger I’d probably talk crap to him too. What makes him an even BIGGER douche is that he’s swiping on Tinder in San Diego and Houston while his “estranged” wife just had their second child. AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW SHE WAS PREGNANT. Like, the kid was literally born 5 days ago. He’s constantly talking to new chicks and sending them all the same selfies of him flexing in the mirror, which he ends up posting on Instagram and then even ‘liking’ it himself. I honestly feel bad for all these girls that he plays because they have no idea that it’s just a game to him and he strings them along just because he’s bored and gets pure enjoyment out of screwing them and manipulating them. Nik – let’s help the ladies of San Diego, CA and Houston, TX to know to not talk to this guy because he’s still married and the amount of girls he’s sleeping with, you’re bound to catch something. YOU SUCK BRO!!!

I feel like Vincent really believes in his eyebrow game.- nik

El Cajon HoodRat Junkie


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Maci Pfeifer. Cute from a distance but as you get closer the curves turn to fat overweightness. She has stretch marks on her stomach sides and tities too. Shes never had a kid either! Lastly since shes only 22 you’d think she hadnt been with too many guys and probably disease free right?? Wrong! SHE HAS  drd!!! I almost f’ed this b**ch then someone told me her dirty little secret. Boy was i suprised and relieved my friend saved my ass. DONT LET THIS CHEAP JUNKIE WHORE MAKE YOUR DICK HANG SIDEWAYS. Its not worth it from a brothers prospective!

Its hard to fill a dress shirt.- nik

Sabrina Nellie Doesn’t Want Her Son


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Sabrina is at it again with airing her dirty laundry all over social media. She’s been a mess this month. I mean, a video of her boyfriend screaming at her, her cutting herself, and now bashing her son’s father and his girlfriend when he’s the one who stepped up and has been taking care of him his entire life? Of course her deluded fans are still kissing her ass though because they think she is pretty. Luckily, Michael is actually defending himself. Oh, and news flash she doesn’t have custody of her daughter either. I sent screenshots of everything. What do you think? I’m sure soon enough she’ll delete everything and post about how nobody knows her life.

I think it’s time we make Sabrina Nellie a Dirty Celebrity… she needs to have a purpose in life. Please leave your name suggestions in comments. Thank you.- nik






PARQ Nightclub In San Diego Is Equal Opportunity


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the new hire must be blind. PARQ hires Mexicans, just look at Ashley.

Tough call — those +2’s look really white to me.- nik



Tori Jaeger Needs Plus 2’s


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, talk some sense into Tori Jaeger. I told her she needs plus 2’s to make it. She’s not good looking enough and nothing about her stands out. She refuses and wants to be all natural.

Tori you are right. Stay organic. Just work on your poses so there is no sag. You don’t need +2’s.- nik

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