Thirsty in the Bay Area


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abby Kateland Hardy or Abby K Hardy. Just your typical IG dab ho from San Francisco. No job, no morals, just drugs (and we’re talking H town) and lots of slutty pictures. She’s extremely thirsty, always trying to get with girl’s boyfriends even if they’re states away. She has no social life besides posting racist and sexist memes on the internet all day. Not to mention, she goes around trolling, telling random people to “ki’l themselves” on the Internet. She also completely lies about her life and weight to others, which is just sad and pathetic. It’s ok that your chin takes up 90% of your face, but there’s no need to take that out on others. With that lazy eye, drug habit and beer gut she’s bound to catch a man very soon!

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Milan Continues To Be Ignorant


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw a girl named Milan Cooper posted on here. It is true she goes to SF state, I’ve seen her. I decided to follow her snapchat and all she does is bash whites as if she has any sort of friendship with any. how does that mean she has room to talk about what she doesn’t know yet alone experience? She grew up in the hood and out here in San Jose area, only blacks, Spanish and Asians live in the hood. Of course Milan is ignorant. She’s still hanging with a similar essj crowd and can’t bother to talk to any whiter despite how diverse SF is. She only socializes with people with equally racist minds. How could anyone take her seriously? An 18 year old with no experience. All Milan cooper cooper does is make racist snaps about her dorm mate. My recommendation for Milan is to stop sticking with like minded people who are only making you dumber by the minute. Embrace all communities – even whites. You’re 18 and dumb. You don’t know caca about life or people. You live in a damn bubble. Get over what you think is right. 18 years is nothing compared to a life time of experience and with that comes knowledge. “There’s beauty everywhere but it cannot be seen” … It can be seen in people you don’t give a chance.

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Danielle Finley Is A Real Piece Of Work


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, The StellarGF aka Danielle (Dani) Finley is a real piece of work. She is now complaining about members of MyFreeCams who tip her. One member (Capt. Blackbeard) she has said during a Skype after they were “done” she found out his infant niece was in the same room as he. Another member Brain (@BigBallzCommish) told her he has a brain tumor, but she believes he is lying just to get attention. The worst thing is she continues to entertain a convicted pedophile named Donald Grover even though she was warned about his past. He has changed his name on MFC to HikeStellarUp. She is putting her teenage daughter at risk w/ this behavior, but just doesn’t seem to care as long as this sicko keeps tipping. Dani and her hubby even left her daughter just so they could attend a swingers vacation in Mexico a few weeks ago.

Talk about a lifestyle.- nik


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Apple Is Going Downhill Fast


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Apple has sucked lately. After releasing the last great iPhone; the 5s, coincidently the last iPhone Steve Jobs worked on, they have given us nothing but crap. iPhone 5c is like an iPhone 3gs in plastic. iPhone 6 and 6s are also in plastic designed to look like Samsung Galaxy’s and not a real Apple phone. The bigger screens were nice but not the crappy glitches with text messaging and camera. iOS 8 and 9 have both been a disaster. I don’t even have to talk about what an idiotic pile of useless and pretentious crap the iWatch is. You would think the “genius” Tim Cook would have learned his lesson? No no no! He’s going to make an iCar. This ridiculously expensive heap of junk is tailor made for 30k millionaires douche bags, rich housewives, porta pottys and flamboyantly gay men. I can’t believe Apple is so frivolous with their money that they would make this trash but at the same time they are too cheap to finally make thedirty app. Tim Cook will forever be known as the man who destroyed the legacy of Steve Jobs.

That windshield will definitely crack if a bug hits it.- nik

Is Nella Fake


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my friend thinks nella is the most gorgeous person. However, I find her to have a basic plastic surgery face anyone can purchase. She has Botox, horse teeth, a Mac force field and all around too perfect looking for me to consider her an authentic beauty. I would be more attractive as well if I could afford all of that and thought too hard about how I look. nik, wdyt of nella?

If she was anything special she’d be in the drivers seat.- nik

Oracle’s Douglas Kehring Has Been Taking Bribes


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this incompetent dolt of an executive Douglas (Doug) Kehring is the SVP Head of Corporate Development and Strategic Planning at COracle Corporation. His boss P4P king Larry Ellison has been posted on The Dirty many times. Douglas Kehring is fully responsible for many of Oracle’s bad M&A deals such as Sun Microsystems and various other toxic transactions that cost shareholders like me hefty. Douglas Kehring has been taking kickbacks from many of the Venture Capital Partners and Investment Bankers here in the Bay Area for many years now. These acts of bribery are profoundly abhorrent. Douglas Kehring has been pushing for awful acquisition deals that did not return any value to Oracle’s customers, employees and shareholders. Oracle has been in criminal indictments handed down by the US Attorney’s Even and also many state AG’s have also sued Oracle for unethical business practices (eg. Oregon). Douglas Kehring — who is married — has had numerous sexual interactions and extra marital affairs with various women at Oracle. When will Oracle’s executives and Board of Directors do the right things are fire this unethical morally bankrupt scaumbag fraudster Douglas Kehring and act in the best interest of Oracle’s shareholders??? Douglas Kehring needs to be arrested and charged by the Federal DOJ and he also needs to be investigated by the SEC.

That hairline really works for Doug.- nik

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